By entering this site I freely admit to various petty things involving some mice and a jar of cow slobber, oh yeah........

and I am over 18 and/or a cunning little bastard!

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Everything in this site is (c) 2000 Flaming Catmonkey + Chocolate Shotgun...... those who defy this shall be locked in a room full of spikey things and force fed Jerry Garcia's urine and Chris Rea albums.