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DR. EVILS 10 POINT PLAN TO WORLD DOMINATION

Are you bored and tired of failing to take over the world? Well fear not as Dr. Evil has unleashed his 10 points to world domination. Take it away.

Point 1: Invent a plan that will ensure your control of Earth, even though it will result in huge areas of the world being destroyed or poisoned.

Point 2: Buy a grey safari suit, and adapt it to look a bit commie and nerdy. For now on, no one sees you nude.

Point 3: Acquire exotic pets. Siamese cats, sharks, octopi or one of those dogs with 'granny's neck' skin.

Point 4: Recruit bodyguards, strong silent types. To keep them on their toes regularly punish them by death.

Point 5: Establish a top secret base in one of the world's most photogenic locations not too far from a scuba-equipment hire company, and a international airport.

Point 6: Don't forget to build a secret escape pod. If you need to use it, pretend to bo going to the toilet.

Point 7: Tell everyone crucial details of your evil scheme. You'll enjoy it more if you share it.

Point 8: Ensure your base is stockpiled with huge quantities of high explosives and volatile propellants.

Point 9: When issuing your final ultimatum, get to the point and never negotiate.

Point 10: Say to a secret agent "I've been expecting you"- even if you haven't.