Flashpants Central
LAST UPDATE: 8/12/04
Giving out a hardy "Fuck you" since 1984.
New Columns!
The Movies of Summer 2004
Special Guest Columnist
Part I: Popcorn Flicks and Comedies
Greg "Geebus" Bowden
Part II: The Moral High Ground and the Bottom of the Barrel
The Olympics
Aimless Ramblings
1 - Hunting
10 - Xmas and New Year's
6 - War and Iraq
15 - Summer 2003 Movies Part 1
2 -  Random
11 - To Kill an American
7 - War and Iraq 2
3 - Red Lobster
12 - Classes
16 - Summer 2003 Movies Part 2
8 - America
13 - Baseball
4 - Assassins
9 - Lord of the Rings
5 - Food Awareness
14 - February
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