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This page is all
about me...
(Because I'm The Most Fabulous!)
WARNING:
This page is not about the hot, muscular porn star Dean Glass, with whom I am so often confused.  Nor is it about the champion golf player,  who also shares my name.  It's not even about the mortgage lender who too had the monosyllabic moniker of Dean Glass bestowed upon him, and it certainly has nothing whatsoever to do with a company known as "Dean's Glass", which evidently is in the glazing business.  No, this page is about the one and only "Fabulous" Dean Glass.  If you have found this page in error, I will be providing some links to a few of the other, less-fabulous Dean Glasses, later on this website.  However,  if you have come here in search of ME,  The Fabulous One, you've come to the right place!

MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY IN TIJUANA IN 1969.  NOTE:  I WAS ALREADY A "LOLITA" AT AGE 3.
MY FABULOUSNESS:
How, you may ask, did a person such as myself, reared in the rural east county of San Diego (i.e., Santee), achieve such a state of fabulousness?   Well, it was not easy and maintaining it has been even more of a challenge.  When I was twelve, I decided to change my life, which, up to then had lacked the
je ne sais quoi that I was craving, so I took up drinking heavily and smoking cigarettes, two vices, though scoffed at by some of the less-enlightened members of the establishment, I have carried with me to this day.  I also have discovered the many restorative qualities of Cosmopolitans (see recipe for Mandarin Cosmo, below) and Moet et Chandon, which, when served in mass quantities have aided in my fabulousness on more than one occassion.
MY MOTTO:
MY FAVORITE COCKTAIL RECIPE:
2 PARTS ABSOLUT MANDARIN VODKA
1 PART TRIPLE SEC
1 PART LIME JUICE
1 PART CRANBERRY JUICE
Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice.  Shake gently until well-mixed.  Serve in martini glasses, or drink with straw directly from the shaker, preferably with 20 or 30 mgs of Valium.
"YOU CAN'T VERY WELL TAKE LESS!"
  
                                                   --The March Hare
"ALWAYS MIX, NEVER WORRY!"
  
                                                  --Dr. Brian
The Fabulous
DEAN GLASS
WASN'T I A HANDSOME DUDE BACK IN THE EIGHTIES?
CLICK MY FACE!
THESE THREE PHOTOS CIRCA 1988.
ME BEING THE ANGRY YOUNG MAN, BACK WHEN I WAS AN ANGRY YOUNG MAN.
EMAIL ME!
WHAT YOU'LL FIND ON MY SITE:
Ladies I Love
The Men's Room
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My Favorite Books
The Imposters
Justin Soteros:
A Tribute
Amadeus:Fact or Fiction?
My Favorite Movies
Oz Under Glass (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)
Much Ado About Tab & Roddy
CLICK HERE TO VISIT MY FRIEND ANDY'S WEBSITE DEVOTED TO BUSTER KEATON
POINT CURSOR AT PHOTOS FOR CAPTIONS.