YOU MIGHT BE A BHS BAND FAG IF...

1. You've ever drunk kool-aid out of a garbage can.
2. You can correctly spell and pronounce "Pethoud."
3. You're a girl and you don't mind wearing a bow tie.
4. You're a guy and you don't mind seeing a girl wearing a bow tie.
5. You've ever fallen for/played the prank: "your plume is on backwards."
6. You've ever decorated you're instrument with black and orange when it's not halloween.
7. You have a "tuba"  muscle, bad back, or other physical deformity from band.
8. You've experienced 0-100 degree temperatures in the same day.
9. You know all of the words to "You've Lost That Lovin Feeling."
10. You've ever "had to wee."

Being a BHS band fag is a serious "disorder" and should not be taken lightly. If you are experiencing any of the above symptoms, I'm sorry but you are a BHS band fag.

MORE Ways To Tell If You're a BHS Band Fag

11. You miss band camp.
12. You catch yourself singing "It's early in the morning and I'm a wakin up to the soothing sounds of the drumline..." (cough, Michelle, cough)
13. You've watched the marching band video more than once since you've gotten it. (cough, Michelle AGAIN, cough)
14. A bug has ever flown in your eye.
15. Your worst fears include being out of step in a parade, messing up a solo, and not making it into Wind Ensemble next year.
16. You understand the phrase "titty-roo, titty-ra, titty ruddy-duddy-fuddy-duddy, sis boom ba."
17. You've ever taken a bite of chicken and later realized that it bounces.
18. Hearing the sound of a whistle makes you stop what you're doing and stand at attention.
19. You concider locking your knees the eighth deadly sin.
20. If you were trapped in the woods for a week all you would need is pop-tarts to survive.

EVEN More Ways to Tell if You're a BHS Band Fag

21. You have a countdown to band camp on your webpage. (What kind of loser does that?)
22. You're sad that Ms. Waldenmyer is leaving. (Who isn't?)
23. Ice cold showers don't really bother you anymore.
24. Out of habit, you still practice the "bounce it before you eat it" rule at home.
25. You've worshiped a cow and you're not Indian.
26. Hearing the words "air raid" makes you have "flashbacks."
27. You still have the band camp song memorized. (bonus points if you have it memorized BACKWARDS like me and Abbey had to do!)
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30. You've actually read all of these and, finding that many of them apply to you, take it as a compliment.