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The Place To Come And Laugh At People Who Flame!

Have a flame that you'd like to give me or someone flamed you and you want me to post it here so we can laugh at it? Send it to me! I'll be happy to put it up!
This is from Raye Hino, reviewing my fic "Determined To Get Laid" on Fanfiction.Net. Let's see what she had to say about my writing!

Hey there. I saw this story and it made me sick. I don't like the way you are hitting on Sage and Rowen like this. They are 2 of my best friends and I don't care what you think of me, but I don't think its right for you to be writing this. No offense or nothing, but I'm just trying to keep the Ronin Warriors title clean and honorale. If you want to give me a comback, my e-mail address is above, so give me a buzz later if ou want. I'm willing to read what you have to say.

First off, I just want to say that I did reply to this lady or I gave her a "come back" as she puts it. I was very polite, or so I think. I told her that I respect her opinion, we're all entitled to one, but even though that I understand that not everyone accepts my point of view, that her little review will not make a difference in how I write and that I really couldn't careless about what she thinks. I never heard from her again ...

But you know what? She's the one who makes ME sick ... Damn righteous little girl who wants to keep the "Ronin Warriors title clean and honorable" ... Go save it for someone who cares ...
Now I just thought this review I got from my Untitled fic was just weird, it's not an actual flame, but I just felt like posting it. It's from Gradual Decline.

"Are you bald?" My radio keeps talking to me. WHY OH, WHY!!!!!!!

... It's all right, I'm a little scared too ...
Wildefyre and I got this review on our ficcie "Pretty Woman". I have a feeling that this person Data, doesn't care for Touma and Seiji pairings ...

Why does it seem that Sage/Rowen the only f*cking slash pairing for this show? Enlighten me. Please. Monotony at it's best.

Hmmm ... Well if you don't like the pairing then don't read the f*cking fic! Hey wait! This is MY site! I can swear if I fucking want to!
Now this person has to be the most annoying flamer that I've ever heard of. She calls herself Lady Saori, though we fondly call her Lady Bitch (fits, doesn't it?). Just the mention of her makes me want to pull out my hair and scream. For some strange reason she has something against my friend (who's also a great writer), Acuamaine. I don't know what this Bitch has against her, since she's such a sweet person, but she needs to go down! I know that this has also ticked off Wildefyre (which is not a good thing!). This is an example of one of Lady Bitch's disgusting remarks to Acuarmaine:

How distasteful!! Please do us a BIG favor and remove this pitiful story! And please don't write anymore, or if you want write well do it in an italian site, not here!

And right a way Wildefyre was to Acuarmaine's defense:

Personally I liked this story... Obviously Lady Saori has a bug up her a** and she really needs to get it out!

If she thinks she can do better... Then she needs to post it! Until then maybe she should just shut her trap instead of being such a B**ch!

I hope that a**holes like her don't deter you... Keep up the great work.

To all who read and Review this, please give acuamaine your support... Let her see that people like Lady A** are to be ignored. Thanks!

Oh and the only reason this is unsigned is because the damn thing wouldn't let me post a 2nd time!

And then I put in my 2 cents:

Yes, I know that I have already reviewed this chapter, but it was brought to my attention that there was a pretty nasty review for this ficcie. This "Lady Saori" obviously has two problems. First; she doesn't know good writing when it hits her in the face. And second; her mommy and daddy never taught her that if she didn't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

I think this is a great fic and Acuamaine is very talented as a writer. Now, why doesn't Lady Saori do us all a GIANT favor and keep her dirty little mouth shut, cause you know what Lady? People like this fic and if you don't like it then don't read it, no one has a f*cking gun to your head forcing you to read!

And Acuamaine, don't let her discourage you! Because of her horrible little review, you should keep writing just despite of her! Don't let the b*tch win! Fight back!!!! Write to your little heart's content! ^_^

And I meant every word that I said! Remember, if you're being flamed by narrow minded people, don't get discouraged, get angry! And write like you never wrote before, because one narrow minded person or a thousand narrow minded people cannot make a difference unless you let them.
Chibi Touma doesn't like Lady Bitch! Grrrrrr!