Oh so true, it’s sad.

Evolution

FLOOR CLEANER

Aww, isn’t that kiddy just so cute? He’s Asian too… what’s that supposed to mean? (I wonder.)

CAST AWAY

This is funny. (xie xie ba ba.)

Atheist’s Prayer

As an atheist walked through the forest, he smiled at the beauty that was all around him and said, “What natural wonders the powers of evolution has created!” Just then, he heard a rustling near the river. He went to investigate, and suddenly a 7-foot tall grizzly bear was tearing down the path towards him. Frightened, the man started running away. When he finally got the courage to look back, he saw that the bear was catching up to him fast. Before he could turn his head around though, he tripped and crashed to the ground. As he tried to get up, the bear jumped on his chest, and raised one paw to whack him.

The atheist screamed, “OH MY GOD!!!” Time stopped on everything but him. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

Then a bright light shone upon the man. A voice boomed from the heavens, “You have denied my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light and said, “it would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?”

“Very well,” the voice said.

The light went out, the river ran again, and the sounds of the forest resumed. The bear dropped his paw, brought both paws together, bowed its head and spoke: “Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful.”

Of course… I don’t agree with this, but it’s funny and pretty cool. (Thanks Jacob)

The other day I was sitting in a rollie chair in front of my computer reading, and decided I wanted to take a break. So I rolled my chair forward to be able to reach the keyboard, and behind me my cat let out a startled yelp and ran away. Confused, I asked Lanna what happened, and she examined the chair, and pointed to a big tuft of Moosie hair stuck in the wheel. Ouch.

(If you haven’t noticed, I like talking about my cat.)

Something Lanna sent: I dare you to try it.

Something Shauna sent me that I thought was cool.