So here’s my desktop… Calvin wanted me to post this. Pretty spiffy eh? :D

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I see the tree.

I have to pee.

So I pull my pants,

Down to my knees,

And then I go,

And take a pee.

(Eighth grade… I was a retard… still am.)

Now I’m ashamed of that poem because Lanna made fun of it.

Errr, this is my “allegory” paper thing for Mrs. Slusser… I tried to chock it full of …stuff, so…. Yea. It’s based on cheating- Cause’ I don’t see how it’s fair that every day I see people who cheat get better grades than me… it’s not fair, but it’s life, I’ll stop rambling. Enjoy! (ha ha)

Allegory… Cheating is the devil.

Faye shuffled quickly down the dark streets of Boston alone, deep in thought. It was only eleven at night, but due to government official regulations, everything in Boston shut down at ten thirty to try to prevent impending crime. Approaching a darkly lit alleyway, suddenly the sound of shattering glass on concrete reached her ears. Immensely frightened, she immediately flattened herself against the brick wall of a Circuit City store; she felt as though her heart beat was as loud as the ominous beat of a drummer preparing his audience for an execution. In the end, it was her overwhelming sense of curiosity that made her tip-toe to the corner of the store, and glance quickly down the narrow alleyway. What she saw, she couldn’t believe her eyes! About 4 men had broken into the store, and were loading expensive merchandise even she couldn’t afford into a large black van! Hearing police sirens wailing in the far, far distance, Faye clumsily, but rapidly ran all the way to her house, not even pausing to un-strap her Gucci heels that dug into her flesh with each pounding step she took.

While soaking her feet in a large marble basin, Faye thought about what she had witnessed. Tomorrow four men would each have brand new 2-inch TVs to watch from. Tomorrow four men would each have shiny new digital cameras to take pictures of heaven knows what. Tomorrow four men would each have a whole new sound system to show off to their friends. And the worst part of this was that all of it was for free! This was injustice!

The next morning Faye sat down on her favorite couch, turned on the TV for some morning news, and contentedly sipped her milk while her cat purred at her feet, acting as a foot-warmer. Flipping through the channels nonchalantly, she stopped when she heard the words “Well Bob, there was an attempted Radio Shack burglary last night. Four men have been convicted with the attempted theft of over 7,000 dollars… and that’s all we have on that story.” Turning off the TV, Faye got ready for work. As she made her way to her door, she paused in front of the hallway mirror, and smiled.