The One Where It's Confusing


AUTHOR'S NOTE: I know that there are a lot of fanfics out
there that are like this but please bare with me! Also, this
takes place when Monica and Chandler are living in the same
apartment, and everyone knows about them. Maybe in the beginning
or middle of the sixth season. And I will not be continuing my first
fanfic, too many people didn't like it.

Disclaimer: I dont own these characters, I am just borrowing
them for a little while. Don't worry, I'll put them back!


Scene: A fancy restaraunt. Everyone is there except Phoebe
and Monica.

Joey: Where's Phoebe? We've been waiting like an hour and
I'm starving!

Rach: Whe have been waiting fifteen minutes and you ate
before we left.

(Phoebe rushes in)

Phoe: Sorry I'm late! This client was complaining about
me and I got a little out of hand.

(Everyone makes this face like they don't want to know)

Joey: Where's Monica?

Rach: She had a... umm... dentist appointment.

Chan: Really? She didn't tell me.

Rach: She, umm... forgot herself until today. She was rushing
out the door.

Chan: Oh, ok. (giving her a questioning look)

Scene: Doctor's office

Doc: Monica, you'll have to come back in a few days to
see the results of your test. (AN[Author's Note]: In real life
they would have the results right away, but I had to drag it out.)

Mon: Okay.

Scene: Later that night, in Chandler's and Monica's apartment.

Chan: How did your dentist appointment go?

Mon: What?

Chan: Weren't you at the dentist, so you had to skip dinner?

Mon: Oh, yeah. That went great.

Chan: Good. Good-night honey.

Mon: Good-night.

Scene: The next morning, Monica and Rachel are at Central
Perk talking.

Rach: So you didn't tell him?

Mon: I just want to be sure first.

Rach: You took like, three home tests.

Mon: I know, I just want to be absolutely positive before
I tell him, and this is a secret, so you can't tell anyone.

Rach: I can't belive you might be pregnant!

(They hug, and Ross, Joey and Phoebe enter)

Ross: What's up?

Rach: Monica's pregnant!

Mon: No I'm not! That's the last time I tell you a secret
Rachel!

Rach: Sorry, I couldn't help it!

Ross: Woah, woah, woah! Back to the whole pregnancy thing.

Mon: I am not pregnant, (She can't hide her happiness) but
I might be!

Joey: Who's is it?

(All of them look at him like he's stupid)

Joey: What?!

Ross: It is Chandler's, right?

Mon: Of course it's Chandler's! And you cannot tell him,
I want to be absolutely positive. I was at the doctor's
yesterday, and I go back tomorrow to see the results.

Phoe: Wow you really are exited, aren't you!

Mon: It shows, doesn't it?

Phoe: Totally! Your aura is like bouncing all over the place!
(AN: I don't know if auras can do that, but it sounds like
a Phoebe thing to say.)

Mon: Okay . . . . You all have to promise not to tell
Chandler. Promise?

All: Yeah, okay, I promise.

Mon: I'm going to go back to the the apartment and tell him
that, umm, they have to re-check something at the dentists.

Scene: Chandler's and Monica's apartment. Chandler is alone,
half-worried/half-exited about something.

Chan(talking to himself): When will I have the time? When will
I be alone in the apartment long enough to meet with her?
Will Monica be gone long enough if she goes somewhere?
What if she comes back too soon? (Ok, so he's just plain
worried about something.)

(Monica enters)

Mon: Hi Chandler. (Notices the look on his face) What's
wrong?

Chan: (nervous) Noth-nothing. Why-why would you think that,
sweetheart?

Mon: (questioningly)No reason. Anyway, tomorrow I have to
go back to the doc- dentist. They have to re-check something.

Chan: How long will that take?

Mon: An hour and a half, maybe.

Chan: Great! I mean, I hope everything's okay.

Mon: (the same tone as before)Yeah. I'm going to bed.
Are you coming?

Chan: Yeah, just a sec, I need to make a phone call.

(Monica goes into their room, and Chandler picks up the
phone and dials a number.)

Chan: (on the phone) Hi it's me, Chandler Bing. I have a
time when we can meet.


I hope that's ok so far. Don't gey mad at Chandler until
you know what he's talking about. Don't get mad at me either!
Please review and and I will continue.