Recently, I was at my grandparent's house. As I was eating, I noticed an issue of USA Weekend sitting on the table. I saw a familar face on the cover so I picked it up. It was Britney. And may I say that I have grown a very strong dislike for this girl over this year, and this proved it. You may ask why. Well, I have my reasons.
She claims that she'll "Never show her belly again." [Source: Teen People, February 2000] And what does she do? Look:
She got her belly button peirced. Now that just shows that we'll be seeing even more of her stomach when we thought it was all over. She also got a tattoo. Don't believe me? Read this:
The first was getting her navel pierced. [She wears a silver-and-turquoise ring.] The second was a tattoo. The small black-winged fairy peeking up from the rear waistband of Spears' black thong "Made her feel like a little rebel," says Felicia Culotta, her traveling companion and chaperone for the past three years. Watching Spears get ready for a photo shoot, Culotta, a friend of Spears' mother, Lynne, says the singer had been "dying" to get a tattoo after a Christmas trip to Hawaii with friends. When she returned and was in New York with Culotta, a hairstylist recommended a tattoo artist in the Garment District. The two women, accompanied by Spears' 300-pound bodyguard, went to the parlor and picked out the fairy. It was inked at the base of her spine. And, yes, it hurt. "Her mother doesn't know yet," Culotta says, grimacing.
Britney thinks she's a rebel and everyone will love her for that. But you know what? She has lost more and more respect over the year, including mine. I used to repect her, when she first came out but everything went downhill from there. She got implants and lied. She did the Rolling Stone thing. She made the Worst Dressed List for the year. I could go on, but I won't. Basically, I have decided that Britney is a slutty whore, who won't be getting any respect from me unless she changes and admits the truth. She also thinks that she has so many fans, when in reality, all they are are young girls or guys who think she's hot. Britney, I'd just like to say to you one thing.
You are the skankiest, sluttiest whore that I have ever seen and you won't be around long. So start sucking up now. Your time is almost up.
*Note: as of February 2001, I don't think this anymore. I think she's a cool girl. I was mad, what can I say.