Whoever was in charge of the wardrobe needs to be shot.
To get noticed at a concert, you need to bring a sign or two. I wrote down some suggestions for anyone planning on going.
For BSB:
WATCH WHAT YOU DO. I MIGHT GET SUSPENDED.
[You know cause that school suspended people for going to a BSB concert... You comprehend?]
WHICH WAY IS THAT WAY?
I LOVE JUSTIN!
BRIAN, JUST BECAUSE I'VE NEVER MET YOU, DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN'T MARRY ME!
AJ: I'VE GOT A BAG OF MCDONALDS, A CAR, AND AN IMAGINATION. CAN I COME BACKSTAGE?
IF I SAY N, WILL YOU SAY SYNC?
WHOOPS, THERE GOES TYKE!
STOP LOOKING SO SCARED NICK. WILLA IS LONG GONE. I MADE SURE OF THAT...
HELLO! I AM SO HAPPY THAT I AM HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE A COMPLETE DREAM COME TRUE TO ME BECAUSE ALL OF MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN TO CONCERTS AND THEY HAVE SAID HOW COOL THEY ARE AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GO TO ONE YET EXCEPT NOW CAUSE YOU GUYS CAME TO MY TOWN AND I STOLE MY MOMS CREDIT CARD AND WENT ONLINE AND GOT TICKETS AND CONVINCED HER TO LET ME GO AND SO HERE I AM AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS SAY I DESERVE TO GO BECAUSE I HAVE 143984738 PICTURES OF YOU AND 97987987 POSTERS OF YOU ON MY WALL I MEAN YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE MY CEILING AND SOOOOOO THANK YOU CAUSE YOU GUYS ROCK AND LIKE I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER OH YEAH NICK WILL YOU MARRY ME?
TURTLE POWER!
KEVIN, WE KNOW YOUR SECRET BUT DON'T WORRY, WE WON'T TELL ANYONE. IT'S SAFE WITH US FOREVER.
STAY NSYNC!
Thanks to GraceMichelle@aol.com for telling me about this one that she actually saw at a concert:
KEVIN: CAN I BE THE CHAIR?
KEVIN: MAKE ONE MORE IMMATURE NSYNC COMMENT AND YOU'LL BE BLACK AND BLUE!
OH... MY... GOD... BECKY... LOOK AT NICK'S BUTT, IT'S LIKE SO BIG!
DEAR MR I'M-TOO-GOOD-TO-CALL-OR-WRITE-MY-FANS, THIS'LL BE THE LAST POSTER I'LL EVER SHOW YOUR ASS!
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOW YOU THE SHAPE OF MY HEART IN THE 400'S?!
For NSYNC:
IS THAT SPAGHETTI? OH NO, ITS JUSTIN'S HAIR!
[Inside joke.]
BACKSTREETS BACK ALRIGHT!
JUSTIN, THIS MAY COME AS A SUPRISE TO YOU BUT... YOU'RE WHITE. ACT IT.
M-I-C-K-E-Y... FINISH IT UP JC!
SO JUSTIN, HOW'S BRITNEY?
[This one doesn't work anymore... curse.]
LANCE SAID THAT GIDDY UP WASN'T ABOUT HORSES, WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN WHAT IT'S ABOUT?
"I AM DOWN, ON MY KNEES..." THE ANSWER IS YES JUSTIN. I WILL MARRY YOU.
CHRIS, YOU FINALLY REALIZED HOW BAD THE DREDS LOOKED. WAY TO GO!
GOD MADE EARTH, GOD MADE WINE, GOD MADE BSB SO DAMN FINE AND NSYNC CAN KISS MINE! OOPS, DID I SAY THAT OUTLOUD?
IF I SAY BACK WILL YOU SAY STREET?
KEEP THE BACKSTREET PRIDE ALIVE!
JUSTIN, DROP 'EM!
[I actually saw this at my first NSYNC concert in March '99. It could work for BSB too, but I think AJ might actually do it...]
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? IS THAT HAIR?
"DIRTY POP"... WTF?!
"AND BY THE WAY NSYNC WHY DO THEY SING/AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZES THEY STINK?"