"I think they’re cool. A lot of the girls put disclaimers on the front of their web site saying, "If you don’t have a sense of humor, don’t come here" because they’re just out to have fun. And I think it’s their way of showing their commitment and dedication to us by saying they’re tired of seeing, you know, just all the web sites that say, "Oh, JC Chasez is so hot. Oh, Lance is so hot." They basically want to use their talents and ability of being witty and put them on a web site and make it like really interesting for people who have a good sense of humor. And I love them. I think they’re great."--Chris [On humor sites]

Before you go any farther, you should read and understand the following:

1. This is a humor site. Got that? Humor. Translation: I do like the artists I joke about on here. But I like them enough to make fun of certain things they do and realize that they are human. They make mistakes. Look at the above quote, even Chris realizes it.

2. I'm a fan of both the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC. So if you think I'm one of those "I can only like one band" people, think again. Although, I can be biast. [See #5]

3. I refer to everyone by their first names. For example, all the girl singers are Britney, Jessica, Mandy, Willa, and Christina. Same goes for BSB and NSYNC. So learn to deal.

4. I express my opinion about almost everything and I don't care who it hurts. [Well I do... But you know.] I'm extremely opinionated. So if you ever get offended or anything, just remember that it's only what I think at the moment. My opinions do change. A lot.

5. I'm more partial to BSB. What I mean is that if something's going on, like where I have to choose one or the other, BSB will almost always win. What I'm trying to say is that I'm very fickle towards NSYNC. One day I'll be their biggest fan and the next hate them. It could get kinda confusing around here... Just thought you should know.

6. I can and will go into teenybopper state at times. I'm just warning you. It happens to the best of us.

7. You'll be on my better side automatically if you e-mail me or sign the guestbook, even if it's hatemail. And yes, that would be a hint.

8. I'll give you full credit for any pictures, ideas, thoughts, ect. that you wanna send me.

I think that's about it. If you think you can agree to those terms, feel free to click around. Otherwise, you know the drill.

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