Nick told us all that he'll make love to... The floor.

The Grammy's. It's supposed to be a huge show. Everyone gets dressed up, and then they lose. This year's was no exception. I am very dissappointed in this year's show for a few reasons that I shall address before my actual review.

*Santana. Need I say more?
*They only televise 10 awards! Isn't it supposed to be so that you can see the people win, not see bad people perform? That's what I always thought.
*No "Head In A Suit."
* Eminem did win, but I didn't get to see him win and say "You know what I'm sayin'?" 50 times. Which is always a disappointment. [I'm not being sarcastic there.]
*BSB didn't win an award.
*I had to watch really bad perfomances.
*They didn't do any audience scans [Except for Santana] so I could laugh at people when they thought the camera wasn't on them. Grrr. That's always the best part!

Um... I'll say the rest in my review I guess.

BSB: Why?! That's what I want to know. You think with 5 nominations, they could win one.! And I'm sorry, but I Want It That Way and Livin' La Vida Loca [Trust me, I'm not a Ricky Martin fan. I'm just stating the truth.] were like the biggest songs this summer and they didn't win a freakin' thing! No more of this 'Smooth song. No more! Um, how come they didn't show them at all until they performed? Their performance was good. Very good. Bravo guys. It was nice how they did that tribute thing at the beginning; they did a good job with that. But I must ask... AJ's hat??? It was funny when they were singing I'll Make Love To You how Nick was pointing to the floor the whole time. Haha. I liked how they did that thing with Elton, although I think AJ was getting into it just a little bit. He was dancing. Ahem. I like AJ's hair cut. Yeah. I felt so bad for them when they announced the nominees for Album Of The Year and they showed their faces. Lord, they looked so sad like they knew they wouldn't get it. Brian's face looked really freaky. It kinda haunted me. And they didn't bring their girlfriends. That's weird.

NSYNC: Um, not much to say, congrats to them on the Grammy for pop collaboration or whatever. Although I must ask... How in the hell did Music Of My Heart [The worst boyband song to date] win and I Want It That Way didn't get a damn thing? Yeah. They're not smoking anything... Ahem. But I did notice that when they showed them in the audience, Joey and Justin had both brought their moms. How sweet.

Britney Spears: She went through so much trouble and made such a big deal about her performance and it sucked! That hot pink spandex outfit has got to go. Was she trying to be a butterfly with those dancers? I seriously think that she was trying to be Janet Jackson with that dancing. Her whole dancing routine was really bad anyway. I didn't like it. That thing with the girl at the beginning was dumb. Is it just me or are Britney's performances getting worse and worse? Hmm. I liked the dress she wore to the show though. Did you see her mom? She was wearing a belly shirt. Make it the madness stop. Please?

Christina Aguilera: You don't even know how I happy I was when she won best new artist. I was like "yes!" and my mom gave me a weird look. Again. Okay, anyway, when she won it looked like someone just dumped a bucket of cold water on her head. Haha. Her dress was kinda Mariah-ish but it looked good on her, I dunno. Was I the only one really happy about her winning? I feel weird.

Santana: Does he know how to share? I mean seriously, he won 8 [9 if you count Song Of The Year] and that shouldn't even be allowed. BSB deserved at least one. It's just because all the people who voted are old and are like "He was around when I was growing up, so he's good" therefore, not giving anyone else a chance. I have a message for all you voters: SCREW YOU! HELL-O?! WHERE HAVE WE BEEN DURING LAST SUMMER? DO WE ONLY LISTEN TO "SANTANA RADIO"? ARE YOU SO DAMN LAZY THAT YOU THINK HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN WIN? IF YOU EVER LISTENED TO A POP STATION OR WATCHED MTV, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT I WANT IT THAT WAY AND LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA WERE HUGE SONGS THIS SUMMER! ALL OF YOU SUCK AND I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD DO WHAT YOU DID TO MILLI VANILLI AND TAKE AWAY HIS RECORD OF THE YEAR AND SONG OF THE YEAR GRAMMYS AND GIVE IT TO THE PEOPLE MENTIONED ABOVE. GOT IT? GOOD. [I don't want you to think that I am a bitter person, but I really had to get that off my chest. My psychiatrist has told me that I should not keep feelings like this inside and that all of my anger should be let out. Therefore, I feel that you are the "choosen one" who I will give you all of my anger. Feel special. Good.] *Note: I don't really see a psychiatrist, but everything else was true. Don't hurt me Santana...*

Jennifer Lopez: Once again I am forced to say Hello?! Anyone home in there? What are we thinking honey? My mom said is best: "Maybe she got a discount for only buying half of the outfit." Funny. Very funny.

You know what? I don't wanna review the rest, 1) because I am lazy and 2) because I put it off for so long that I forgot and I don't feel like watching my tape. Basically, I'll mention a few things below, and that'll be it. Sorry. I know how dissapointed you must be.

*I kept hoping that when Ricky Martin was dancing in that fire that he wouldn't be able to get out. Again, I was disappointed.
*Is Macy Gray purposly an ass? Is she blind? I mean, she went out there and said everything she was supposed to except for "And the nominees are..."
*Who were all of those Latin guys?
*Why did Marc Anthony have to sing I Need To Know? It's already haunting me!
*Same goes with the Whitney Houston song.

Incase you couldn't tell, I didn't like the show. [Except for BSB. :)] The only good performances were Kid Rock and then TLC's was okay I guess. I've never liked the Grammy's and I doubt I ever will.

Tell me why I can't be there where you are. There's something missing in my... Heart