Twelcome to my little corner of the interweb..you are currently visitor # 927
yes i do know that my website is fucking pimp, u can stop emailing me now
updates
2/5/03- wow vaginal carrot for sale. impressive.
1/31/03- two new sites for your viewing pleasure, www.4-bukkake.com and www.manties.net . ENJOY!
1/30/03- why the hell are you still here?
12/18/02- omfg, lotr tonight @ 8, sweeet.
12/14/02- best gif ever
12/14/02- 4 more days till LOTR:T^3, here's a map to look at.
11/20/02- thinking of going on a diet? do what this woman did.
11/8/02- best.movie.ever, check it out (in the quest for material wealth, we often lose ourselves)
important information
this is chef kobe tai, she can count from 1 to 10 with the greatest of ease, as you can clearly see!
this is crab fried rice, food of the champions, chef kobe tai can prepare it with the greatest of ease, even while counting from 1-10!
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introducing our newest feature: TANZ!!
i want to take this opportunity to thank you for contributing to our exciting internet society! GOD BLESS THE INTERNET!!
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MAKE IT STOP ALREADY!!! MY EARS ARE STARTING TO BLEED!
