The Penis
Monologues
Jordan
Kelly
Paolo
Ryan
As a challenge to both our will and our hormones, the four founding members of Animal Control (Jordan, Kelly, Paolo, and Ryan), have decided to do the unthinkable. With Lent in our hearts and Josh Hartnett on our minds, we have decided to give up all forms of sexual pleasure. The only use for our penii in the next forty days is for the draining of our radiators, urinating if you will. Up until the Easter holiday, we will journal our trials and tribulations, hopefully capturing the hearts of our readers. Peace and love to all.
Update:
Jordan:  stable condition/ still pure
Kelly: Out
Ryan: stable condition/ still pure
Paolo: stable condition/ still pure
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E-mail us at:  Fortydaysfortynights07@yahoo.com
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