FOURSKINS®
University of Minnesota, Morris Intramural
Football Team
Welcome to the yellowest page in the league.
The
Fourskins have signed free agent offensive lineman Josh Haag to a one year
contract.
The Fourskins have also signed free agent quarterback, Matt Shea
to a one year contract.
Pictured (Kneeling): Craig "Snizz" Peterson, Andy "Vosectomy" Vacek, J.J.
"James Jerome" Douvier, Dave "D.D.L." Logan, Jared "Tractor" Groehler.
(Standing): Andy "El Presidente" Meissner, Peter "Rudy" Pearson, Ryan
"Donkey" Haraldson, Jeff "Wag Tank" Wagner, Mitch "E.R." Wirka, Adam
"Moss" Totushek.
(Not Pictured) Ed "Porn Star" Cox.
The "Lucky Duck Foot" is given to the player of
the game.
The "Light 'Em Up" Pepper is given to the person who has the hardest hits
during the game.
The Fourskins play as a team, but each member of the
Fourskins has their individual traits and talents.
Moss, all he does
is
catch touchdowns. He's got the best end zone celebrations of
all time. He gets a lot of practice on them too.
Vosectomy is known
for playing tackle football instead
of grabbing flags. He's always uptight, we had to pull him
away from an opposing player in game 3.
Tractor just likes to light
people up, he did some
nice work on Schiltz, I might add.
Diamond Dave Logan is the fastest man
alive and plays everywhere for us. (We got a pretty good deal when
negotiating his contract. A bag of worthless saltine crackers for
the fastest man alive!)
James Jerome is our running back and
he usually gets the team fired up. He doesn't take kindly to opposing
players slapping his stuff.
El Presidente got lit up pretty bad at
the beginning of the 3rd game, but he came back with a key block for James
Jerome late in the game to put it out of reach.
Donkey has been known
to
pick off the first pass of the game. He has done it twice, he also lights
'em up pretty good.
Snizz is our team leader and he has been pretty
solid. Other than the worst running style in the leauge, he is a great
quarterback.
E.R. is one of the best defensive players on the
team. He's got quick hands and can snag flags with the best of
them.
Wag Tank is our plow, he anchors our offensive line and
chases the quarterback around on defenses. Sometimes he just pulls
their pants down when he can't reach the flag.
Rudy is the best
defensive player and he hits hard! Just ask Moss. He also got us
the Lucky Duck Foot.
Porn Star's
bright year was cut short by a broken wrist. He completely shut
down his receiver in game 1, but was unable to play in game 2 and
was injured before game 3.
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SEASON
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BRINKMAN'S CORNER
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Pictured (Kneeling): Craig "Snizz" Peterson, Andy "Vosectomy" Vacek, J.J.
"James Jerome" Douvier, Dave "D.D.L." Logan, Jared "Tractor" Groehler.
COACH
BRINKMAN'S CORNER