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Bholi si soorat, aankhon mein masti, Door khada sharmaye, Aaye haye …
Yearbook Entry ... “Bas****, this director had this girl (Catherine Zeta-Jones) and he didn’t exploit her at all. Bullshit !!!” Twice dumped IITK at inter-IIT in baddy meets. Still claims he is a great baddy player, “Pathetic!". You can talk to him in any language (C, C++, JAVA or any crappy computer language), but definitely not in Hindi. This guy came to IITK thinking that even the mess would be air-conditioned, and there would lots of chicks. Gadha, first year mein khud hi apni B’day ki mithai le ke ghoom raha tha ki aaj mera Happy B’day hai. Saala, bahut GPL khaya tha phir. Poor guy, ended up with Saraf as a roomy the very next year, but has managed to endure the tortures. Has laid his hands on a lot many novels, but didn’t read any, only browsed through them for ahem <censored>… spends a lot of time in bed. Has got many rangeen fantasies, but banega ek Madrasin ka Kishan Kanhaiya hi. Sapient is sure to capsize, unless his same old rangeen fantasies don’t carry him to USA for a schol.
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