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Why did the indecicive chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side...er,no? To go shopping?...no, not that either...
Go Grandpa Go

Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television. The evangelist calde to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set , place one hand on the T.V. and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed. Grandma Got up and slowly hobbled to the t.v. set and placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthricitic shoulder that was causin great pain. then grandpa got up, went to the t.v., and placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch. Grandma scowled at him and said," I guess you just dont get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not raise the dead."