Greetings, sorry for the delay in my report, Hollywood can be busy and sometimes you cannot escape the glitz and glamour of tinseltown. As I promised I shall review the Phebus Fritz classic "Balls". "Balls" is a movie known for it's killer tunes, great acting, superb special effects, and killer balls. This haunting horror story begins as "Bubba Barinski" a filthy old man played by Tom Vanscoyoc, watches Baseball and drinks beer. Little does "Bubba" know that the terrifying balls are on the other side of the door waiting for him to answer their knocking. "Holly" played by Heidi Vanscoyoc and "Harry" played by Tate Vanscoyoc are the main characters and hero's of the story as they hunt down the balls armed with only a "Ball Buster" and a "Ball Sack". They encounter many balls and are horrifyed by seeing the bodies of two children who where balled to death. "Holly" could only take so much, that when the ball that balled the children was crushed by the "Ball Buster" she vomited on the sidewalk. That is when the character "Harry" learns a valuble lesson, never let your "Ball Sack" hang uncovered. This movie was a Phebus Fritz Masterpiece and has left it's mark in movie making history. There will never be a Producer/Director like him, that is why on 8-24-2002 we should celebrate Phebus Fritz day. I have no power to make it official but we should still try to honor the living legand and King of the movies. Next time I will review the lampshade head collection, Farewell.