The latest from Phebus Fritz Productions. A special report brings frightening news of a pussy eating creature.

Read the review from Chester EggHead below!

Chester EggHead

Movie Critic

7-7-2002

Greetings, I am a movie critic from Hollywood and a huge fan of Phebus Fritz. I admire the raw energy and the peculiar people Phebus puts into his movies. Phebus Fritz Productions new film "The Bird Man" is an exceedingly terrifying look at the tremendously harmful, huge bird. This new movie is a docudrama of the FBI and PFBN's joint effort to stop the beast and tell the story through the victims eyes. The first victim is Anita and her son Balldew. Anita's pussy was killed by the bird and Anita almost lost her life in the attack. Balldew was knocked unconscious when the terrified Anita rushed into the house to try to save her pussy from bird mans pounding pecker. Balldew was the comic relief of the movie telling us about pepperoni pizza and his dream about pepperoni pizza. I believe that Balldew is the next Stupid Steve with his unique outfit, charming personality, his voice, and most importantly his love for pepperoni pizza making Balldew an instant fan favorite. The accurate reporting by Dick Envy and the FBI's spokesman Hunglow were truthful and shows how much work Phebus Fritz is putting towards the hopeful capture or destruction of Bird Man. For these reasons I conclude that "The Bird Man" is an instant classic and is more proof that Phebus Fritz is a hero of the masses and one of the best producer/directors in history. Next week Chester EggHead Productions (CEHP) will take a look at historic "Balls" and determine it's place in movie history, so farewell.