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Hello, My name is
Tom Miller. As a respected performance artist, musician,
painter, comedian, UFO expert, writer, poet, and amateur
politician, I need quite a bit of money to continue my
work.
One of the most
important art projects which I've been working on all my
life, is to find a very rich person who's willing to give
me ONE MILLION DOLLARS free and clear in
exchange for absolutely nothing. I call this performance
art piece,
"PLEASE MAY I HAVE ONE MILLION DOLLARS?"
Tom, What will
you do with the money?
I'm glad you asked
that question. I'll use the money to live an extravagant
lifestyle, complete with fancy cars, expensive living
arrangements, and heavy drinking and drug use; all things
very important to a great artist. I'll also use the money
to get sex, make art, record music, and purchase lobster
dinners.
And you mean
to say that in exchange for my contribution, I get
absolutely nothing?
That's right. Well,
nothing from me, anyway. But for yourself, you will gain
some satisfaction that you contributed to art, and you'll
be rewarded ten-fold by way of karma. That's
TEN MILLION DOLLARS in return, from the
universe, by way of karma.
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Will there be
any publicity?
Oh my, yes. That's
part of the art. As soon as I get the money, I'll draw up
a press release and send it to major media outlets all
over the country letting the public know I was given
ONE MILLION DOLLARS for free. It will be bigger
than Oprah's car give-away! I also will petition the Fox
Network to create a reality show called,
"PLEASE MAY I HAVE ONE MILLION DOLLARS",
which will chronicle my art of spending your
money.
If I give you
a million dollars, will you pay income tax on the money
you receive from me?
Absolutely not. The
money you give me (even if I actually earned it) wouldn't
be taxable income. Please see the following web site for
more information: http://www.861.info/
Can you at
least assure me that you'll actually use some of the
money to make art?
I can't assure you of
that, because you'd be getting something from me in the
way of an assurance. In this deal, you get absolutely
nothing for your ONE MILLION DOLLARS from me.
But know this: It's nothing BUT art to give an
artist ONE MILLION DOLLARS for nothing. I
assure you of that. Can you afford NOT to take
advantage of this opportunity? Do it today! Do it now! Do
it for the sake of art!
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