Dairycon 2005 Exclusive!
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Allegiance: Dairycon
Name: CrackUp
Function: Diversionary Tactician
Quote:"So a guy walks into a bar..."
The most manipulative transformer this side of alpha-centauri. Easy-going nature hides the street hustler inside. Could sell refrigerators to eskimoes, if given the chance. Self-deprecating jokes distract his victims, giving him the chance to plant the seeds for his future manipulations.
Abilities: His mouth is his greatest asset. Thinks very fast on his feet. Can twist words and situations to his advantage. Carries a small laser-pistol, which he uses to shoot his victims in the back.
Weaknesses: Not very strong or agile as a robot. A sufficiently intelligent being can see thru his machinations, rendering him useless in social situations. Garish color scheme makes it difficult for him to blend in or disappear.
Notes: Another great custom brought to life by Shawn! Based on this prototype figure, we're proud to offer Crackup as the Dairycon 2005 Members only exclusive. * *
