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Le Chateau Bow-Wow
Le Chateau Bow-Wow (Le  Sha - to Bou - Wou)
Part of Speech: noun
Origin: Fr. Canadian shinny
Translation: Dog House
Definition: You are sent here if you have done something or said something to alienate your fellow Fireants.
Current Residents
Bob Hochman
Jet Lag Sufferer
This will serve notice to not use "Jet Lag"
as a particularly lame excuse to miss a game.
Otherwise, you will reside here alongside Bob.

Bob, do you think we would have noticed
had you decided to show up and play ???
You will dwell here if...
1. For violation of the First Commandment, "Thou shalt bring the beer. And there was beer and it was good."
2. You do not know how to count to five, as in the number of skaters with the goalie in the net.
There is not enough room on this page to house the number of
digitally challenged players we have that cannot count to five.
We are all guilty of this with the possible exception of Brian the goalie.
But add him to the list since it is his fault that we have to sometimes count to six.
3. You make derogatory comments about a relative of the referee (unwarranted) which costs the team several goals while short-handed (derogatory comments that are warranted are dealt with less severely).
... and any other suggestions you may have. Please feel free to e-mail me your favorite reason for banishment.
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