Quotes from The Cornballs
You say I'm OBSESSED
You say I SCREAM
You say I'm BRAIN WASHED
You say I'm INSANE
You say I have NO LIFE
You say I SCARE YOU
You say I need to like "REAL" MUSIC
Well, I have FIVE words to say to you..
I WANT IT THAT WAY!*
Miscellaneous Group Quotes:
(My Comments are in this lovely shade of light blue :P )
--"We always thought you liked Barney." -Howie & AJ to Nick
--"You're not funny." -Nick responding to them Can't you just just see the pout on his face?
--"Me and Puff go way back"//*Nick
--"Yeah, Nick, Puff the Magic Dragon"//*AJ LMAO
"Are you a Backstreet Boy?" -Kevin asks Brian
"No. Hell no!" -Brian's Brian cussed *gasps*
ToUr ReHeArSaL `98
AJ: "If you wanna get with this, I'll put ya at the top of ma' list,
huh..."
Brian: "I feel like heaven when I look in your eyes... I know that
you--"
Nick: "Whoa, whoa, stop..."
(Music stops)
Nick: "Did you say, 'I feel like Kevin when I look into your
eyes?'(laughs)"
Brian: "What? No, I feel like heaven..."
Kevin: "Wait, I feel like what?"
Howie: "Uh, guys..."
Nick: "No... no man, I swear...like, you said, 'I feel like Kevin
when I look in your eyes!' "
Brian: "Naw, it sounded like that because I was like, 'I feel
like'Heaven...' I kinda joined the worlds a little."
AJ: "The worlds?"
Brian: "(laughs) I mean, the words." LOL- that whole thing is just too cute!
The Quote Bellow is where I got the title of this site:
"That's the man right there! No! See that man right there, Andre? He's the one that put me in this CORN- BALL lookin' out fit!" (*giggles*)
"This is called the retro-cowboys-R-us-AJ-look-a-like"
" (in a gay voice)Ohmigosh! Howard! Censor!!" Ok, Brian...honey...No
" I'm very soft, you know!" I know a way to make you hard *wink*
I added to it, so it's BIGGER!"- Brian The only things that comes to mind is Auston Powers "That's not mine, Baby!" LMAO
"So what do we do? Back up and turn around? HELL NO!"- Brian I've never seen Brian quite this pissed off- damn it looks good on him!
"The rides great it's just a little bit of.....bugs."- Brian He's such a dork sometimes- lol.
"That's typical....Brian....please send Nick over."- Brian Why the hell would you call Brian over and then ask for Nick- are you a complete dumbass?
" If we've been to a scary movie or something and we're sharing a room, and the lights are off when we walk in, Nick will go 'It's dark in here, isn't it?' And he's not trying to be funny he means it!" Poor Nicky, I'll hold his hand
"What about the one eyed pirate?"- Brian He's acting like he doesn't know what that is!
"AJ is to blame for this." Poor AJ always getting blamed for everything!
"Volcanic ash...... Volcanic ash. AAAARGHH!!!" If anybody knows what the HELL he is talking about- PLEASE fill me in!
"Uh... They're makin' me limp!" Ok- see when you have a gutter brain...this just does not sound right!
"I told ya I'd have a good show!" -- Brian Good job, sexy
"We're about to pull each others hair out."- Brian LMAO- he looked psychotic when he said that!
"Wishin' I could thank you in a different way, c'mon" Then what're you waiting for, Bri?
"I'm not a teenage girl and I never have been a teenage girl"- Brian I want to know what brought this on...
"Keep your clothes on Bone."- Brian *covers Brian's mouth* Keep going AJ...
"Facts are facts, you guys said 5 minutes and it's been five minutes and 35 seconds and we haven't stopped." Ohh, Mr. Technical
"When I'm gonna sneeze, the guys are like, 'Whoah! Hold everything down! B-rok's gonna blow!' " I think your nose is cute, Bri
"Take off your shirt Nick." HELL YEAH- hehe- sorry
"(talking about Nick)He's going to be staying with me tonight." HOT DAMN..can I watch? *evil grin*
"I LOVE IT WHEN I'M RIGHT, YEAH!" *thud* The pelvic thrusts he does with this is just...damn...
"Wow, it's BIG, uh..." *grins* I told everyone that God knew where to put your extra inches
"It stinks and it's hot. I'm scared." I don't blame you, hon
"Look at this...it just keeps on going...it's an energizer bunny."- Brian *giggles* Ok- I guess you'd HAVE to know mine, Bethers, and Lena-Bunny's inside joke to understand why that is soo damn funny!
"Man this looks like a Puffy video."- Brian This being said in a heavy Kentucky accent!
"Throw yo hands in the air! Now shake your derriere!" *starts shaking her booty*
"I like to make people laugh by pulling funny faces or tripping and falling over. Sometimes I hurt myself." Well, no shit Sherlock
"AJ's so fickle, though. What day was it? " LOL~true
"Seargent Cooper visited me in the restroom. " Damn~lucky man
"Did I ever technically call you a loser?" LMAO- ok this one just cracks me up because I can see him saying it to Nicky
"Batman's already having a bad day and you want to take away a key crime fighting piece of equipment.." Ummm- oook
"Harrump! (Pauses for a moment with a cheeky grin on his face) Let's say my neck coz' it's very sensitive. Am i sure? Um...Yeah" *smirks* I want to test that out an make sure he's not lying.
"Hey! You! Yeah you, Nicky-Boy. Just shush!" LOL~he got ya Nicky
"Hi my name is Brian but you can call me B-Rok cause I'll be rockin your house! " *Hands Brian the key to her house* Anytime, honey.
"How the heck do ya expect me to do that?! " It's easy..you just stick it...*coughs* was he talking about sex??? hehe
"I remember once, I went down into the audience and sang to this girl who'd been staring at me the whole time. I went to give her a kiss on the cheek, but she tried to slip her tongue down my throat! I was completely shocked!" LUCKY girl...I want to slip Brian the tongue
"I wanna know why when I wave they go, 'AHHHH'! " Cause you see- Bri- you're what us fans call fucking gorgeous and you bring us near orgasm when you look our way!
"My opinion is that sex on TV doesn't hurt as long as you don't fall off! " Come on Bri~ I have a Panasonic we can try!
"It's phat to death, man! " LMAO- kills me everytime
"Yeah, you know Nick" this was a remark about the whole OPP thing
"I'm a Barbie girl." ~ Brian I don't EVEN want to know
"I almost ruined my truck. I was driving down the road and 'Crrrrr' right off the road." ~ Brian Don't you just love the added sound effects, lol
"You'll probably see me riding this roller coaster...but in REALITY...I ain't gonna be ridin' this roller coaster. So you will see me in the highlights...fun, I ain't gonna be on the roller coaster, I'm gonna have a stunt double " ~ Brian LMAO
"No onions because your breath smells so bad... SO BAD!"- Brian LOL- that whole skit was hilarious!
"So we had fun tryin to break those."- Brian Do they do this sort of the often??
"I still think we would have had success whatever we looked like, although it might have taken a lot longer." ~ Brian *shakes head* Ahh- the inner working of his mind astound me.
"If they knew I was talkin to you...I'd get in trouble."- Brian LOL- poor Brian- he's gonna be in troooouble!
"My butt hurts."- Brian *giggles* He's been with Nick...yeah ok- I'm a pervert- get over it!
Nick Cater: The "Blonde Boy-Wonder" CornBall's Quotes:
And this quote is where I get the rest of the site logo:
"...Which is where I resign....resign? ....RESIDE! That's it. I Always mess up!" aww poor thing
"I can't pronounce this....."- Nick Big News Flash there, Nicky.
"I'm sorry...Brian and Howie won't let me." I'll let you Nicky
"Why are you trippin'?"- Nick LMAO- the way he says this is fucking hilarious!
"What's goin' on here?"- Nick Clueless again- as always...
"I have to admit that I do look at the breasts too." *grins at Beth and Lena* He'd have a field day with us then.
"You don't even know how to say it right." tell 'em Nicky!
"I sound so stupid."- Nick Not even going to touch that one...lol.
"Chillin here watching Brian make a fool of himself." Hey now- don't mess with my man, lol.
"You's a PUNK for hittin me behind my back." LMAO- ten bucks says it was either Brian or AJ.
"They strip searched Howie." Ohh, fun
"Dude, I ain't gettin freaky!!!"- Nick But Nick- it's fun- I promise!
"They’re gonna come out with tattoos. Hey daddy, look at this!"- Nick LMAO- I can just SEE that happening!
"I dunno they just bunched up when I put these spandex things on."- Nick LOL- problem with the package there, sweetie?
"I'm lost... ah, I wasn't here."- Nick You're never there, Nicky.
Get your hand out of my butt!!"- Nick The thing that disturbs me about this quote is that he said "OUT" and not OFF.
"I do NOT! I do not WHINE!" What's even funnier is that he whinned while saying this, lol
"It is very funny to sing in the middle of so many bras!" I'll take your word on that.
"My hand dumbass" (Nick says to Howie when Howie ask him what he's talking into.) LOVE that line!!!
"I dunno they just bunched up when I put these spandex things on." Hehe- Nick's hung
"Sex life? I don't have a sex life." We can fix that real fast
"Before showing the film to our parents, we cut out the bits where girls throw condoms and underwear at us on stage." Some girls...*shakes head*
"Brian. Go stand over there. I'm gonna act like I'm a spaceship coming at you. " Somebody please stop giving "The Blonde Boy-Wonder" crack!
"But I know what I'm doing." Suuuure you do, Nicky.
"But you make me very happy." hehe~I'm a perv
"I think what AJ was trying to say is that he wants us to take our clothes off."- Nick So do I ...but that's another subject intirely.
"Alright that was the dumbest thing I've ever done all tour, I'll tell ya that right now."- Nick For some reason...I doubt it.
I asked Santa if I could get a tatoo, but he hasn't decided yet." ROFLMAO
"Mental note to self....must put down toliet seat when done." Good Nicky...men find that soo hard to understand
"No we're sitting here picking our noses what does it look like we're doing?"LMAO!!!!
"I can't let my banana come out."- Nick LMAO- n.e.e.d...a.i.r...
"The taste is different. " Ok..who else is in the gutter with me?
"Oh God, What'd I do?"- Nick I wonder how many times a day he says that?
"You see, umbrellas only work if the rain comes from up above." ~ Nick As opposed to them coming from where, Nick? Sometimes I serioulsy wonder about him.
"Sometimes,I think TOO hard!"- Nick I seriously doubt it....
"I used to do coke but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose." ~ Nick. Yet another quote only Nicky would think of.
"I think...therefore I am.....I think." ~ Nick. Who else wonders if he really confused himself when he said that.
"The song is about um....what exactly is it about Kevin?"- Nick Does the boy ever know what the hell is going on?
"I had a brain fart"- Nick It's like a medical condition for him- except that there's no cure...
"Let's check on our bitches....." I'm slightly offended by this comment
"That feels good don't it?" Yes it does Nicky- wanna try?
"Howie do your impersonation of Britney Spears...he only does it when he's alone." – Nick LMAO- Ok I would loove to hear Howie do that!
"Why's it always gotta be me that breaks something?"- Nick Only you can fix that problem, Nickers.
"Aight....who scratched my NSync record?" LMAO
"Yes, I am talking trash right now....and I can back it up...unlike Howie." – Nick LOL- Nick's talking shit about Howie again!
AJ McLean: The "NO-ASS" CornBall:
"I have no butt to hold these pants up."- AJ See- even AJ admits he has no ass!
"Rok...behave yourself.....we're on national television."- AJ I reaaaaly want to know what he was doing to make AJ say that!
"Kev...all I gotta say is....beauty before age."- AJ LMAo, but in that case AJ- Brian gets to go first!
"Bring on the women!" I'm here!!
"Brian Thomas Littrellllllllllllll...Makes great hushpuppies!!!"- AJ and Howie
"Why do men have nipples? For girls to kiss!" He's preachin' the truth, ladies!
"Nick, this is all your fault!" What is it with Nick and AJ getting blamed for everything, humm, maybe cause they're always up to something!
"Wow! She can dance better than Brian!" I'm 'bout to get fiesty up in this mo-fo and beat AJ's No-Ass! LOL
"We gotta assume the position...."- AJ I have sooo many thoughts running through my head right now and not a one of them is clean!
"Out of all these years man you finally got out of the wink phase"- AJ And THANK GOD that he did!
"You see Howie, that's how you gotta do it man, Howie, Howie! Yo yo, D!" You tell him AJ!
"Kevin just called me a dildo."- AJ He didn't even sound affended!
"So fellas, I wish you a goodnight. I good flight. God speed and God bless, and you know what? Again as always....You can kiss my ass."- AJ Makes me crack up everytime!
"Her and her MOTHER!?!?"- AJ He says that like he's never done it before...yeah right!
"I don't wanna push a wrong button and unplug everything."- AJ Read it carefully and you'll see why I put it here....LMAO
"Welcome to Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. Sorry Mr. Rogers couldn't be here today. I'll be taking his place!" LOL...I would die to see AJ in a Mr. Roger's sweater!
"My brother Phil and my brother Bill. DON'T MAKE 'EM ANGRY!" ROFLMAO...ok..too damn funny
"I will not be serving any alcoholic beverages...except to myself so ha ha ha ha ha."- AJ Asshole- it's called SHARING!!
"I stink? Damn, sorry..." *snorts and hands him some deoderant*
"I can't have kids anymore." DAMN, that's gotta suck!
"See? No wind....LOTS OF WIND!!!....No wind...LOTS OF WIND!!!" Oooookay then, Age
" Bass me...I've been bassed...haha" I bet money he meant that in a naughty way- especially when he did that little laugh at the end!
"Hey Skipper, where we goin' today? " Your Bed, so come on Me Matey (sp?)
"I'm too sexy for this bra!" Um, Age, you don't have breasts therefore you need no bra!
"I pray to God I get inside a girl's head one day and see what in the WORLD are they thinking?" you sure you want to know...hehe
"Hey, I beeped...and they felt me up with that little thing...it was good." ROFLMFAO..this kills me. Oh God...he's such a cute little dork
"Other mens womens! Other mens womens!" LOL...Nicky didn't know what OPP meant.
"I look bulemic in my large anorexic truck."- AJ He has a new phrase everytime I turn around...
"We show you dis....we show you dat."- AJ
"I had my hair dyed and fried, and then I permed it and it went BOOSH!" LMAO...what's it with our Boys and sound effects??
" I like Nick's butt" Kinky thoughts...hehe..I like it too
"You can take a shower and do your laundry at the same time. Anyone got any fabric softener?" That's just...odd. Then again we are talking about the "FreakMaster" himself!
"By God, we're still waiting on our food." LOL
"God dangit! I'm a singer not a bowler!" tell 'em AJ
"It's kinky isn't it? " I reeeaaally want to know what he's talking about
"It's like wearing saran wrap." and just how would you know about that...wait nevermind. I probably don't want to know!
" Like a virgin... ah! Uh-hem...sorry, a little breath of Madonna there for a second." *giggles* AJ...VIRGIN....LMAO- yeah right!
"Oh oh, shake your butt! (at the disney concert)" LMAO...my FAVE AJ quote
"Something smells kinda funny & it's not me! " LOL, not this time, huh?
"The anticipation... and suspence... is killing me! "
"The sexiest part of my body would have to be my hands, not because of what they look like, but because of what I do with them." Oh Baby Oh Baby...I'm willing to bet he's telling the truth here
"Have we ever SHARED?"- AJ Didn't expect that one did you, AJ. I bet the answer is yes, lol.
"I'm just an all around great son, even tho I'm a pain in the ass."- AJ LMAO- that's how my mom and dad would probably describe me.
"And then we sacrifice a chicken!" ~ AJ I'm officially scared...
"I just peed AJ McLean in perfect cursive. It was so cool." - AJ Wow- great accomplishment there AJ!
"I get all the thongs. I get the thong tha thong thong thong." Johnny No Name I wonder if he ever wears them, hehe.
"Our show is gonna be even more awesomer." – AJ LMAO- they could make dictionary with all their new words.
"Why do I get all the nasty questions?"- AJ Gee- let me think about that AJ- DUH!
"I can't see Brian....I'm not sure I like this."- AJ So what AJ's saying is he doesn't like it from behind...*giggles*
"Am I gorgeous?"- AJ "Yes AJ, you are."- Brian Could they be anymore obvious??
If you can say butt ugly....you right."- AJ I just want to know who he's talking about?
Dropoff...pahking...5 dolla."- AJ LOL- he's a nut!
Kevin Richardson: The "S..l..o..w Talking" Cornball's Quotes:
Where do I stick this?" I could name a few places *winks*
"I’m gonna be 30 this year….I can't shake it like I used to." – Kevin LMAO- this just cracks me up!
"That was an inadvertent buzzer."- Kevin Suuure Kevin- you're just slow...
"I need love." Any volunteers? *raises hand*
"Mom never let me have girls up in my room." Can't you just hear the dejected sigh that would follow that statement?
"We take the bras girls throw up on stage back to our hotel." interesting...that's where my blue, satin bra went...
"You gonna run up in a lamp post, dawg."- Kevin He was soooo damn drunk when he said that!
"I told you we were gonna hit somethin and we did."- Kevin Once again- drunk Kevin.
"South AFRICA you DILDO!"- Kevin *giggles* Kevy called AJ a dildo...*snorts*
"Kids....playin' with the microphone...you'd think they'd never touched one before."- Kevin He sounds like a dad here...then again
-What do you do when fans throw their underwear on stage?- "We take it home and wear it!" Ok- that mental picture will haunt me for the rest of my life.
"Ok, I'll rub one out every once in awhile."- Kevin LMAO- couldn't he have just said "Yeah- i jack-off...so what?" *rolls eyes*
"It's in the key of A.J." what's that...the sexy one?
"His dancing sucked!"
"You can tell there's a camera on...that's what you can tell."- Kevin Ohh- Kevin getting all pissy- get the stick out of your ass!
"I wanna see the lady dancers shake their booties."- Kevin Kevin is a dirty old man!
"It looks like your thing...you know your THING... yea, your THING!!!" Say it with me Kevy...P.E.N.I.S- not "thing", hon.
"I have an incredible ability to drop the microphone." I'm proud of you, Kevy
"That's phat to death." LMAO- notice how long it took him to get that out?
"When all else fails, you just gotta grab it with your fingers." My mind soo took that the wrong way, lol.
"I've noticed that in this interview that Nick has just been talking WAY too much." That's because there's a time limit on the interview and if they had let you do all the talking they would have never finished it!
"But did you catch it falling off into the thing.. well see if you didn't then it's not gonna work.." LOL~whatever you say.
"I'm not tense... I'm just terribly terribly alert." LMAO...gotta use that line)
"The microphones, they require electricity." ~ Kevin OK- who put Nick's brain in Kevin's body??
"Scary, spooky, shrubbery...." ~ Kevin what the hell is he talking about?
"Nick would've loved this....I dunno we gotta get that boy out." - Kevin *falls over laughing* Oh God...that is just too good!
"You guys are the ones with the dirty minds."- Kevin I'd fit right in with them, hehe.
Howie Dorough: The "Booty Smacker" CornBall's Quotes:
"Ahh...my Booty Smacker, say my name, say my name!" *Falls over laughing* Howie's into S&M *evil grin*
"Brian is a five finger discount man." Shame-Shame on Bri
"Brians scared of heights so he doesnt like going on roller coaster rides-but hes no scaredy cat." Doesn't this sound like he added the last part cause he thought Brian would beat his ass for making fun of him?
"I don't wanna be payin' AJ's phone bill..." *nods in agreement*
"Yo Homie! Gilligan! We'z goin' back to da' islands!" Whoever told Howie he sounded cool trying to talk ghetto needs to be shot.
(on their name, in high voice) "cuz we're back......we're from the street.......and we're boys!!" He is the embodiment of a cornball- he's soo irresistably cheesy :P
"I went through all the different stages of the chia pet."- Howie I agree with you there, Howie!
"There was DisneyWorld, Sea World, and Nick's world." LMAO- you know there is truth in that statement, lol.
"Nick is Mr. Pay TV." (*in sing-song voice* Nicky watches porn, Nicky watches Porn!)
"That's Nick's big butt in the hallway right there..." Howie says as he gives a tour of the bus. I like Nick's ghetto booty, Howie, so back the hell off the GB!!
"We don't drink beer"-Howie: "I drink beer"-AJ: ""AJ drinks beer but he's not supposed to be drinkin beer."- Howie AJ let the cat out of the bag...poor Hoiwe- He was just trying to save face!
"Nick's gettin hooked on phonics."- Howie 'Bout damn time!!
"Oh...this is women's...that's probably why I wouldn't wear this stuff." Howie's a closet transvestite- I'm KIDDING Howie fans- don't kill me!
"Nick, there's a lot you don't know." *snorts* It's always the blonde that gets the dumb jokes *looks at her own blonde hair* assholes...lol.
"AJ, don't ever do that with me in public again." I LOVE this quote!!
"Uh oh, AJ found hats, we're in trouble.(and AJ replies, Yes he did and yes we are, hehe) And chaos ensues at the Hat Store!
"I'm tipsy but the camera man is FUCKED UP!" LMAO- Howie said fuck...that in itself is funny!
Nicky here is a prankster. So I'm pretty sure he's doin something behind my back right now."- Howie Poor Howie- Nicky is always messin with him!