NEVER be a Backstreet Boy:
9. The Backstreet Boys already have a blonde singer- and he's hotter.
8. There's no room for a Ghetto BSB
7. Having two blondes in the band would cause Kevin to have an even bigger stick up his ass.
6. In the "harmony" puzzle where exactly does "nasal" fit in?
5. AJ is the Backstreet Pimp- they don't need another one.
4. The "homeless" look isn’t one the Boys try
3. There will NEVER be ANY chance that any Backstreet Boy will reproduce with Britney Spears
2. Brian and Kevin would end up killing him.
1. All the Backstreet Boys know they’re white