1. Break out the map and tell Nick to find Norway and Sweden.
2. Tell Brian that Tyle got loose in the stadium and sit back giggle while he searches frantically for his beloved poochie.
3. Ask Howie if he really does wear women's clothes, but didn't want to admit on the Disney Channel.
4. Tell AJ that you know why he wears all those hats- the chemicals in all the hair dye he's put on his head has made him start to go bald.
5. Ask Kevin if he really does have a stick up his ass. When he asks who told you that nod your head discretly in Nick's direction. And sit back and watch Kevin beat the hell out of Nick.
6. While Nick's not looking hide his Nintendo and tell him Kevin through it out the window of the tour bus. Cover your ears quickly- whinning will ensue shortly thereafter.
7. Eat Brian's last package of Ritz Crackers that he uses to put on top of his Mac-N-Cheese. Sprinkle crumbs in AJ's bunk.
8. Look at Howie and scream, "OMG- the WINK is back!!"
9. Ask Nick where he resigns. I bet you he'll say Florida.
10. When Kevin starts to sing, make the same face he made at AJ during "A Night Out".
11. Tell AJ that your VERY mad at him for taking your thong without asking, in front of the group. When he denies it, walk to his suitcase and take out the bright pink thong you planted there earlier.
12. Ask Brian is he has ever had sex. Then giggle when he says yes and say," Church-Boy did the nasty!"
13. Replace Howie's hairspray with glue and then watch his freak out when his hand gets stuck to it.
14. Ask Nick if Aaron's his brother.
15. When you talk to Kevin, talk veeery slow. Talk your normal speed when you talk to everyone else. Watch the look of confusion appear on his face.
16. Tell AJ that McDonalds is going to stop selling Quarter Pounders and that he has ten minutes to buy one before they shut down production. Watch him scramble off the bus.
17. Ask Brian what he did in the sauna and then watch him blush. Then drop the bomb on him that you have pictures of the whole thing. I bet you he starts praying.
18. Make Nick watch "Halloween" with you and later than night while he's in bed, make rustling noises outside his bed and grunt as if you're in pain. Wait for panic-stricken scream.
19. Explain to Howie that overalls are coming back in style, especially neon colored ones. See if he rushes out to buy a pair.
20. Tell AJ that you know what he did last summer and that she wasn't of legal age.
21. Tell Brian that you think the Kentucky WildCats suck.
22. Ask Kevin a confusin question, wait for him to raise his eyebrows and then scream, " AHHH- they're ALIVE!!" and point to his eyebrows.
23. Walk by Nick and pitch his booty, move behind Brian and watch as Nick yells at him for "grabbin his ass."
24. Tell Howie you think it's sexy that he's a Momma's Boy.
25. Tell Brian that your going to tell his Mom that he cussed on "Diary". Watch as panic fills his eyes.
26. Tell AJ that in a medical survey that they discovered that humping inanimate (stages) can cause impodence.
27. Ask Kevin if Brian and him are related and then gasp in shock when he says they are.
28. Tell Nick that "Baby Got Back" should be his theme song, lick lips for added effect.
29. Pat Howie's stomack and then tisk, " Somebody's been forgetting those sit-ups."
30. Ask Brian what size shoes he wears and then peer at his fingers, shrug and say," Well, God HAD to put your extra inches SOMEWHERE!"
31. Hide AJ's cellphone and then call it repeatedly. Watch as he runs around searching frantically for it.
32. Tell Kevin to tell you a story, fall asleep as soon as he starts talking.
33. Ask Nick if is a natural blonde and when he says yes snicker. Then say, " Yeah- and those brown roots in the beginning where just a fashion statement."
34. Chant, " Howie, Howie, Howie" When he snaps and says," WHAT??" Grin and say," Where's your booty smacker?"
35. Reach desperately for an object on a high shelf and look around for help, when you see only Brian roll your eyes and say, " Ohh forget it."
36. The next time AJ comes out of the bathroom, shake you head and say, " That'll make you go blind."
37. Tell Kevin that Justin Timberlake thinks he's a "Pretty motherfuker." Watch Kevin kick his ass.
38. Hide under Nick's bed with his TV remote. Wait until he starts playing Nintendo, then turn the TV off. See how many times he whines and gets up to turn it back on.
39. Stare at Howie's face for a few seconds and then laugh. When he asks you what's so funny, bite your lip and say, " Nooothing." Run away giggling and then whisper something into Nick's ear.
40. Yell," BRIAN!!" And when he comes over to you ask him if he can send Nick over.
41. Ask AJ who the bad boy they were talking about in "If You Want It To Be Good Girl (Get Yourself A Bad Boy" is.
42. Ask Kevin if it pissed him off that the cartoon of him on the Burger King hat of him had brown eyes instead of green.
43. Ask Nick why he and Willa broke up and if it's true that he is now dating Britney Spears.
44. Ask Howie why they call him the "Latin Lover".
45. Tell Brian that you bought a tape of him and Leighanne having sex over the internet. Then look down at his crotch and grin.
46. Call AJ "Boner" all day and then ask him why Brian is the only one that calls him that.
47. Buy Kevin some Viagra and then sigh, " It happens..."
48. Ask Nick if he's sexual.
49. Ask Howiw for tips on how to get your hair THAT curly!
50. Get them in a circle and whisper," NSYNC sent me hear to spy on you guys. They need news ideas for their next cd and tour." Watch as their head explode.