| Shits 'n' Giggles |
| What's the difference between an orange? |
| How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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| What do men and beer bottles have in common? |
| "When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." Prince Philip |
| What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? |
| How do crazy people go through the forest? |
| What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? |
| Where do you find a dog with no legs? |
| Little Johnny watched fascinated as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Johnny, "Giving up?" |
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| Keep Going.... |
| Keep Going.... |
| Keep Going.... |
| Modern Philosophy |
| A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he waits to get the bartender's attention, a regular sitting next to him calls out, "I'll have another waterloo." The bartender gives the regular a tall ice cold drink and asks the newcomer what he would like. The thirsty man points to the man next to him and says, "I guess I'll have what he's having, a waterloo." So the bartender brings the newcomer a tall ice cold drink. The man takes a long deep drink and calls out, "HEY! This isn't any good. It tastes just like water!" The regular bar patron sitting next to him says, "It is water. That's all I drink." He turns to the bartender and says, "Right Lou?" |