| Smelly Cat Chorus Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their favorite pet You may not be a bed of roses And you're no friend to those with noses Repeat Chorus | שמע |
| Holiday Song !! חדש Went to the store Sat on Santa's lap, Asked him to bring my friends All kinds of crap. He said all you need is to write them a song, They haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along SO DON'T SING ALONG! Monica, Monica, Have a happy Hannukkah, I saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross, And please tell Joey, Christmas will be SNOWYYYYYY! And Rachel and Chandler (mumbling) haberill Glandlerrrr! | שמע |
| The Shower song !! חדש I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it My skin is soapy and my hair is wet And tegrin spelled backwards is nirget Lather rinse repeat And lather rinse repeat As needed | שמע |
| The Two of Them Kissed Last Night !! חדש There was a girl we'll call her Betty And a guy let's call him Neil Now I can't stress this point too strongly This story isn't real... Now Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside? Will Betty be the one who he loves truly Or will it be the one that we'll call Loolie? He must decide Even though I made him up he must decide! | שמע |
| The Truth About Grandma !! חדש Now Grandma's a person who everyone likes She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner Now your mom and your dad say she moved to Peru But the truth is she died and someday you will too la la la la la la la la la la la la .... | שמע |
| Terry's A Jerk !! חדש Terry's a jerk An' he won't let me work And I hate Central Perk!.... ....You're all invited to bite me! | שמע |
| The Blackout !! חדש New York City has no power. And the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'Cause I stay away from dairy | שמע |
| The book of love !! חדש Sometimes men love women, Sometimes men love men, And then there are bisexuals, Though some just say they're kidding themselves | שמע |
| Don't !! חדש There'll be times when you get older When you'll want to sleep with people Just to make them like you... But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do. Everybody! That's another thing that you don't wanna do | שמע |
| The Snowman !! חדש (Jingles tambourine) I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin'. How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? La la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la... | שמע |
| Babies !! חדש They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch. But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why. You cry and you cry and you cry. | שמע |
| Ceremony !! חדש Who will perform the ceremony? Who will perform the ceremony...? | שמע |
| Chandler Gay !! חדש The first time I met Chandler I thought he was gay But here I am singing At his wedding day | שמע |
| The 66 Colors of my Bedroom fuschia and mauve... Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom | שמע |
| Little Fetus Are you in there little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us? I will buy you some Adidas | שמע |
| They Found Their Bodies And they found their bodies the very next day They found their bodies the very next day... | שמע |
| My Sticky Shoe My sticky shoe My sticky, sticky shoe Why you stick on me, baaay-bay? | שמע |
| Barnyard Animals Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo" Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo" Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww chickens! | שמע |
| When I Play When I play I play for me I don't need your charity! | שמע |
| Crazy Underwear Crazy underwear creeping up my butt Crazy underwear always in a rut Crazy underwear... | שמע |
| Cremated Mother And my mother's ashes Even her eyelashes Are resting in a little yellow jaaaaar | שמע |
| Jingle B*tch Jingle b*tch screwed me over Go to hell jingle whore Go to hell, go to hell, go to h-h-hell | שמע |
