obsessed

1. You recently moved to New York City.
2. Your apartment was built and designed exactly like Monica's.
3. You sing the theme song in the shower every morning.
4. You watch the show at least 5 times a day (making sure to catch EVERY time zone).
5. Your tape collection consistes only of the reruns of the shows.
6. You buy 6 cats and name them each a different character from the show.
7. You often find yourself w/ friends drinking coffee out of over-sized mugs.
8. You don't have a "real" job yet.
9. You try to hang out where the stars of the show hang out.
10. You send them fan mail at least once a day.
11. When ever one has a problem on the show, you "re-live" the situation.
12. You have nightmares about what your life would be like w/out the show.
13. You get a job at a coffee place.
14. Your boss's name is Gunther.
15. You nickname your boyfriend Chandler and dye your hair black to be like Monica.
16. You realize waitressing just doesn't do it anymore, so you open up your own coffee shop.
17. You know where every star lives.
18. You become the seventh friend.
19. You date only guys w/ the name (s) Ross, Chandler, or Joey. (if you're a guy--then you date only gals w/ the name Pheobe, Monica, or Rachel).
20. Soon you're inspired to become a chef.
21. You feel sorry for the "smelly cat."
22. When your mom died, you felt impowered by Pheobe's strength when her mom comitted suicide.
23. You already have three divorces and you're under 30 years old.
24. You want to have a "brady bunch" like family so you can name your kids the character's names.
25. You find yourself asking strangers "how you doing?" -like Joey.
26. You own a car, yet you still seem to either walk or call a cab.
27. You believe Barry is your cousin.
28. You skip school/work just to watch reruns all day.
29. You debate back and forth why Pheobe and Joey never dated.
30. You create Friendology
31. You grow a mustach to be more "like" Richard (this applies to guys.....I hope).
32. You knkow every episode by heart.
33. You have a separate fan website for each star and each character.
34. When you're late for work you claim it's b/c you didn't have your coffee fix yet.
35. While sleeping on night, you roommate hears you scream out "We were on a break!!"
36. You sue the Friendly's restaurant chain for copying the show's name.
37. You dye your hair blond and buy a guitar.
38. You have Friends pjs.
39. Your only friends are Pheobe, Joey, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel.
40. You now own every movie each star was in.
41. You hate polls for which is your fav friend, b/c you love them all!
42. You eat Friends Flakes.
43. You choose not to believe stalking is illegal.
44. You find 5 other people (plus yourself) and dress up as the gang for Halloween.
45. You live your life as it appears on the show.
46. You are still reading this.
47. You get picked to dance on a platform during the count down on a "fake" New Year's Eve.
48. So what if they don't have a music video--you know the "routine"!
49. You get invited to a wedding in England.
50. You take up jogging in Central Park and run like Pheobe w/ your arms in the air.