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| Phoebes song lyrics! |
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| The animal song - Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, and then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and thats how we get Hamburgers! Now Chickens! |
| Babies - There tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, soon they'll grow up and resent you so much, and now they are yelling at you and you don't no why. And you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry...... |
| In the shower - I'm in the shower and i'm writing a song stop me if you've heard it my skin is soapy and my hair is wet and tegrin spelt backwards is nigret lather, rinse, repeat lather, rinse, repeat lather, rinse, repeat (pause) as needed |
| Bisexual - Sometimes men love women sometimes men love men then they are bisexuals but some just say their kidding themsleves la la la la la la ... la la la la la la ... |
| Blackout - New York city has no power and the milk is going sour but to me it is not scary 'cause i stay away from dairy la la la la la la la la la la la ... |
| Coma guy - You don't have to be awake to be my man long as you have brain waves i'll be there to hold your hand though we just met the other day - there is something i have got to say... |
| Grandma - Now Grandma's a person who everyone likes she brought you a train and a bright shiny bike but lately she hasnt been coming to dinner and last time you saw her she looked som much thinner now your Mum and you rDad said she moved to Peru but the truth is she died and someday you will to la la la la la la la la la la la la ... |
| Holiday song - Went to the store, sat on santa's lap asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap he said all you need is to write them a song they havn't heard it yet so don't try and sing along so don't sing along Monica, Monica have a happy chanuka saw santa claus he said hello to Ross please tell Joey, christmas will be snowy! Rachel and Cahndler havemasdfjsodifhandler |
| Motheres ashes - My mothers ahses even her eye lashes are resting in a little yellow jar and sometimes when its breezy i feel a little sneezy - (excuse me, excuse me) |
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