Lenny is
completely crazy. Who else would drive all the way from
Cincinnati, Ohio to play with a bunch of Knights. He
usually comes up with a lame excuse why he was going to
be in town anyway. Here are a few of his best ones:
"I
need to train Pete on how to set up a web page",
"I
need to get Pete signed up for the Internet"
"Pete
needs help with his computer"
"I
have business in (pick one) Lima, Toledo, Cleveland"
Lenny's booming
slap shot is his trademark. He plays a strong but clean
Ohio style of hockey. He has played in Ohio (where ice is
only in the rinks and freezers) since he was younger than
the background picture. Ohioians consider Lenny a strong
A player.
The Knights are
undefeated with Lenny in the lineup. The only people in
Michigan happier to see Lenny in town than the Knights
are the owners of The Moose Preserve and Wagon Wheel.
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