Death by 124 (2002, January)

Have you ever killed two people using only 124 words? I tried when I had nothing better to do! :) Finished, because my idea of sending 2-D to hell and Murdoc to heavens (because of the mistake somewhere ABOVE) and then describing their adventures was not appealing anymore. So it all ended like this.

Part 1.

"Murdoc, do you think it's a good idea?"

"Why the hell no?"

"I don't know, but I don?t think that I?m a great driver."

"Just drive, muppet, I'm busy."

"Muds..."

"What?"

"What is it?"

"Where?"

"There. Oh, we missed it."

"What was there? Sign?"

"Not exactly... Some tablet."

"And what was written on it?"

"Let me think... As I remember... "no thoroughfare"

"What?! Why the hell are we moving then?"

"But you never pay attention to such signs..."

"That?s me, and that's you! Brake now, you idiot!"

"Muds... I think, I can't..."

"WHY?!"

"We are flying..."

"?!"

"The road ended few seconds ago, now we are flying"

"Oh fuck, don?t you mean that it was precipice?"

"I don't know... but I think it was..."

*SMASH*

The stupid, pointless and sad END!