When Fame Is Too Much

By Diamond Baggins

Elijah Wood was enjoying the success of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

That is until the stress of his fame became too much for him to handle.

After he and Dom were attacked by violent fangirls...

... he knew he had to get away.

After some hasty colaboration...

... Dom volunteered to create a distraction...
("I just flew in and boy are my arms tired...")

... as Elijah slipped off into the night.

Thinking he had finally escaped, Elijah began to relax.

Meanwhile, the rest of the cast noticed that Elijah was missing and began to form a search party. Dom was highly amused.

"You think *I* know something?"

"Innocent little me?"

"What's this? A bribe?"

"Hee hee hee... He went that way."

"Uh oh, I think they've found me. I need a disguise, quick!"

"But I don't think this is it..."

"Here we go... They'll never recognize me in this..."

But sadly, it was not that easy to hide such incredible cuteness...

Elijah was forced to pretend to be a poorly constructed statue to avoid being caught by Liv.