Caption Contest Winners
Round #1 Winner
"Excuse me sir, would you like to sample the latest fragrance from Calvin Klein?"
~Submitted by
Aly
Round #2 Winner
"Though Pippin was still amused, Merry was beginning to realize that perhaps making a fake grave for Bilbo in order to trick Frodo was not such a good idea."
~Submitted by
Ivy
Round #3 Winner
Frodo: Faramir! Rosie is never going to believe this. Did you have to use a whole can?
Faramir: I'm sorry, the lables were mixed up. Honestly! I thought it was going to make Sam taller, not smaller!
~Submitted by Aratwathien
Round #4 Winner
PICTURE LOST
Billy, Elijah, PJ, Sean, and Dom try to casually walk away as they realize that their dates look nothing like the personals ad they had seen...
~Submitted by
Ivy
Round #5 Winner
PICTURE LOST
John: Wow Sean, you're really taking this Hobbit role seriously, aren't you?  
Sean: Yea! I figured, "Hell! If I have to gain 30  pounds, I might as well be 3'9''."   John: But did you really have to cut your legs off below the knees?
~Submitted by Samwise The Brave
Round #6 Winner
At first it had been amusing, but by the fourth hour of the "Faramir and his Merry Men: An Off-Broadway Production", Frodo and Sam were becoming weary...
~Submitted by
Ivy
Round #7 Winner
Sam: Come on, Mr. Frodo, we're going to miss the party!  
Frodo: If Gollum will just hold still till I can get this tie on him    
Gollum: I burns us, precious, It burns!
~Submitted by Jessica
Round #8 Winner
Man: "Ok Faramir, let's have a look at this ransom note." 
Faramir: "Dear Mr. Dark Lord, I have your ring...if you would like to see it again  unharmed deliver$5 million in unmarked bills to the forbidden jacuzzi. COME ALONE."
~Submitted by
Gals of Gondor
Round #9 Winner
"My arm!  My arm!  The stupid computer animators think it's funny to take off my arm!!!  Hello!  This is a battle, people!  Where's are they???  I'll kill them!  I need my sword!!!
~Submitted by
Reasonably Crazy
Round #10 Winner
Legolas: And NOW I'll do my William Tell impression with my EYES CLOSED!!! 
Aragorn: AUGH!!!!
~Submitted by
Reasonably Crazy
Round #11 Winner
Boromir:  Um, Aragorn?  I think Legolas has become a LITTLE too attatched to his bow... 
Aragorn:  You're telling me.  He's been singing it lullabies for the past twenty minutes!
~Submitted by
Reasonably Crazy
Round #12 Winner
Faramir: "The next person who calls me 'Robin Hood' is going to get an arrow somewhere uncomfortable."
Lieutenant:"Uncomfortable? You mean in the back of a Volkswagon?"
~Submitted by James Triantaflos
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