Top Ten Stolen Scenes
1) When Gandalf and the Balrog are fighting on the bridge, Gandalf bends way back, as the balrog swings his sword over Gandalf's nose in super slow motion, as the camera swings around the two fighters. (The Matrix)
2) After Gollum loses the riddle contest, he grabs a stone, and swears: "I'll never go stupid again!" (Gone With the Wind)
3) At the edge of Mt. Doom, Sam calls to Frodo "I'll never let go, Frodo! I'll never let go!"(Titanic)
4) Sam, riding Saruman's bicycle, flied over Cirith Ungol with Frodo in the basket. (E.T.)
5) Aragorn is overcome with sorrow, and sings: "Somewhere, over the rainbow, Nazguls die..." (The Wizard of Oz)
6) Gollum became so hideously disformed because he fell into an acid pot while flirting with Shelob. (Batman)
7) After Frodo dies when fighting Sauron in the Isengard colloseum, Galadriel comes down and says, "We will honor him." (Gladiator)
8) Saruman agrees to exchange secrets to Mordor with Arwen if she tells him intimate facts about her life. (Silence of the Lambs)
9) When Sam rescues Frodo, they fall into a garbage pit and are squeezed to death. (Star Wars)
10) The fellowship gets together to destroy Sauron's floating "Death Elf." (Star Wars)
Top Ten Ways LOTR would change if directed by George Lucas
10) When Gandalf dies, Frodo will look sad for a moment, say "I can't believe he's gone," and then be completely over it.
9)Gandalf would appear to Frodo after he fell into the pit in Moria, but he would be smaller, transparent, and have a bluish hue
8) Frodo would have to beat Faramir in a pod-race before he agreed to let him go
7) Aragorn keeps saying "It's all Gandalf's fault! He's holding me back!!!" when things go wrong.
6) Gollum's "my precious" would be replaced with "Weesa your humble servant!"
5) Minas Tirith would be floating in the clouds.
4) The Orcs didn't shoot Boromir, they froze him in carbonite.
3) Frodo would find out that Saruman is his father. (that whole Drogo falling out of the boat thing was a clever ruse)
2) Instead of Legolas having elven sight, he'd have special Jedi powers to detect disturbances in the force
1) It would all happen a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Top Ten Nazgul lines edited out of LOTR
10) "Does this dress make me look fat?"
9) "That Sauron, it's always 'Gimmy, gimmy, gimmy' never thinks of anyone but himself "
8) "I thought you had the map!"
7) "You should have gone before we left Mordor."
6) "But Sauron, I can't ride those winged creatures...I have a terrible fear of heights"
5) "I told you, there were only eight black horses. Now shut up and keep pedaling."
4) "Sauron's not watching, lets go to Burger king"
3) "I'm bored. Who's up for a song?"
2) "Paper, rock, scissors; paper, rock, scissors...ok we go that way"
1) "I dont want to destroy the world, I just want to be loved"
Top Ten Things Frodo Would Never Say
10) Here Gollum, go catch! (throws the ring down a thin crack)
9) YES! Gandalf is dead, finally!
8) Legolas...what a dits
7) Bilbo’s an old loon. Pity Smaug did not roast him to ashes!
6) Let's just go home, Sam, the Shire isn't worth all this trouble
5) There's no place like Mordor... there's no place like Mordor....
4) Destroy the ring? Can’t I just wear it?
3) "Duuuuude"
2) I don’t like you, Samwise Gamgee. In fact, I don’t think I ever did.
1) Ok Sam, we can go home, just let me get Sauron's autograph.
Top Ten signs Middle Eath is turning into Oz
10) Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, form the "Lolly Pop Guild"
9) Hobbiton changes it's name to Munchkinton
8) Frodo didn't inherit the Ring from Bilbo, he got it from Auntie Em
7) Whenever things go wrong, Aragorn simply drops his head and complains "If I only had a brain"
6) When Gimli feels he can't run any further, Legolas says "Come on Gimli, have a little COURAGE, thats all!" he then runs screaming when the Riders of Rohan approach
5) When the Fellowship departs from Rivendell, they begin to sing "We’re off to see the Wizard, the evil old Wizard of Mordor!"
4) Saruman puts Frodo and Sam to sleep using poppies
2) When it's all over, Frodo discovers he could have used the Ring to go back home any time he wanted to
1) Frodo wakes up after Bilbo's party; it was all just a bad dream caused by too much ale!