Introduction

This one day, the voices in my head were arguing. Something about the creation of the universe and what American cheese is made of. That's not really important. What's important is that it was making it very difficult for me to concentrate, and I was trying to outrun maffia gangsters in a bus full of children with cancer. I was coming up on a sharp bend in the road when the voices made me slap myself, and while my hands were off the wheel we crashed into an oncoming car that happened to have several clowns inside. We were alright, but the clowns were all dead. The childern were laughing at the dead clowns and I was like "What the fuck? You sick little bastards!" Then the maffia gangsters got out of their cars and farted. It was really bad. I almost puked.

So anyways, I decided to bring the website back. Those of you who are cool enough to have known me in higschool probably remember when I had this website where I wrote rants and made fun of republicans, because it's fun to insult conservative people. Well this is it, although I'm getting rid of some of the old content, and if I get around to it, adding lots of new stuff. So click the link below to enter the twisted world that is my imagination.

Now, here's the good stuff