JUNE: God damn it! Stop running! I only want to kill you (June hops after Matt)

Just because THEY couldn’t see the smiling walls and such didn’t mean that I was delusional!

Coming into the kitchen, I saw the large ant standing on the table. "What are you doing, Inferno?" I asked curiously.

"Eating," he replied.

I came over, and studied his meal. "Why exactly are you eating charcoal?" I poked at the black lump in front of him.

Inferno looked puzzled (or at least that's what I thought he looked like. With ant faces it's hard to tell). "The Royalty told me it was a

steak," he said.

"I HAVE THIS HIGH-TECH KILLING DEVICE!!" yelled Yamato pulling out what looked like a stick with a coconut with an evil face drawn on it dangling by a piece of string on it. "PREPARE TO DIE!!" He then started swinging the coconut around but the string unhooked and the coconut was sent off into the other direction. Yamato looked down at his stick. "HAHA!! Now that the SAFTEY CAP is off, I can KILL YOU!!" He then took a swipe at Taichi but the stick crumbled before it hit him. "IT WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!! IT IS BUT A DECOY!!" He then wound up and punched Taichi square in the face. "BWA HA HA HA HA!!"

And then Izzy said ‘You’re right Matthew, I feel so horrible about what I did!’ and then he went over to the corner and cried. And then Tai did something that the fine lord would NEVER accept!

He JUMPED on me! And he started beating me up!

"Matt, cut out the religious crap." Jim said.

"But I’m telling you what happened!" Matt said. Jim gave him the evil eye so Matt sighed and nodded.

"Tai didn’t seem to like this statement so he pushed me off the bed!

The Lord got angry and sent a beam of…"

"MATT!!" Jim yelled.

"Sorry." Matt said.

Tai: *ahem* We've seen a lot of strange places on our travels... but I wonder... what does the future hold for us? We could go anywhere... see anything...do anything our minds could conceive...

Matt: Or, we could just be randomly dropped into a bunch of television shows, in a collection of poorly thought-out crossovers that merely exist to take the piss out of the subject matter!

Tai: Or that.

The preceding is a joke, by the way. You're supposed to laugh. If you didn't, it's probably some deep-seated psychological disorder.

Some fates are worse than others. Much much much worse. Understand that no matter how badly you are suffering, someone has it worse. Unless you are Dinobot, in which case, you ARE what everyone hopes to avoid.

IX. Communication: What the HELL did you just say?

a. BeastWarriors all have a walkie-talkie on the inside of their wrist. These tools are called ComLinks, and they are used for prank calls, obscene phone calls, suggestive questions about gender, locations of strip joints, and on some rare occasions, actual information about the war.

b. Your ComLink will fail without question when you need help, need directions, need assistance on getting away from stalkers, need a drink of beer, or need to go to the bathroom and have run out of toilet paper. This is due to a mysterious animal called Interference. No one has ever seen it, no one ever will, it merely is.

c. To repair your ComLink, hit repeatedly with a hammer.