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INGREDIENTS: Ones 12.53% Zeros 12.46% Stupidity 75.01% NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION: One serving of this website with 400g whole milk contains: Folic Acid (250 kj) Thiamin (0.9mg) Riboflavin (2mg) Potentially Fatal Radiation (800000 mj) 438% recomended daily allowance (RDA) of Unnecessary Sarcasm Vitamins, minerals, fibre, and anything and everything remotely beneficial in any way whatsoever. Seriously. Product may contain nuts. This does not affect your statutory rights. If you suffer from allergies, delirium and/or gullibility, please consult your local GP before consuming this product. Made from 60% recycled letters; Contents may suck during transit. If this page does not reach you in wholly satisfactory condition, please feel free to return it to its original packaging and then go stuff yourself. |
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