the one, the only, genuine, original
GRILLO INCENSE

Grillo Incense is the ONLY true sinusoidal path to Grillo-consciousness. Via this amazing breakthrough, YOU can now finally begin to UNDERSTAND Grillo's mind-space by getting into his nose-space. These magickal stench-sticks are handmade by GRILLO THE CLOWN himself, and for god's sake, don't ask what's in them. Just be still and know. Just go with the flow. Just groove a grop-go on the grozzle, Nozzle. Neither Frothco nor Grillo assume any responsibility if you don't dig the way Grillo's incense makes your house smell.

Madge:(sniffing the air) What IS that peculiar odor? Why, it reminds me of a burning zoo, mixed with stale grease and the distinct aroma of ass.
Midge: Oh, you're so close! Actually, it's GRILLO INCENSE! Try a piece?

We don't guarantee that burning Grillo Incense in your home will prevent unwanted pests like ants, roaches, poltergeists, manitous, and the FBI, but hey, it could happen. BELIEVE.

Frothco offers GRILLO INCENSE in five butt-altering fragrances:

ORIGINAL RECIPE
STUPID TIMES
BASEMENT SNIFFY
SUPER SHIT
GRAPE

To order your GRILLO INCENSE, send $4.00 postpaid for each pack of incense to: Frothco Industries, 1428 Christy Avenue, Louisville KY, 40204.