A Word From Will.

I Play(2/15/02)
By William Chavez

My name is Will. I play Bass. I play Guitar.
I play Upright Bass. I play Trumpet. I play Trombone.
I play Baki. I play Tuba. I play Cards. I play French Horn.
I play Rock Music. I play Rock Music. Rock Music plays me.
She is my mistress. But I'm not in control. She control's me.
She is me. She plays me the way I play women (I'm kidding Patty, I Love Only You). She toys with us. We live for her.
And Groupies...ladies this is an open call. Fortified needs Groupies. To apply find us at our shows or at school. Party with a rock band. Hi Kim! stop reading this. I said stop. Why do you keep going! Have you no regard for my orders?! Kids these days! Anyway I'm tired of writing. Adios. Come & See...

Wreck(2/22/02)
By William "Wreck" Chavez
We're gonna be rich. It might take a while, but we are gonna be rich. What does that have to do with you? We'll for all you money grubbing gold digging hoes! nows the time to latch on. Nows the time to claim us for your own, Nows the time to "suck" up to us. We'll be playing at the Roxy on March 10 at 11:45pm.
What better place to show us that you love us than at the Roxy.
That's right this is an open casting call for Groupies. We want them as loose as possible, we want them girls with an "open" mind....who can think "deep" thoughts.
Find us before or after the show and we might "hire" you....
Plucking it low,
WRECK

Kim's Bogies(3/8/02)by:William C.
Note to reader: I plan on deviating from an article this time. Instead im gonna write about my friend's bogies. Oh yeah...sorry about last week. It was ditch day and i did'nt wanna do anything. Enjoy.

I have a friend named Kimberly, she has a runny nose.

I didn't mean to rhyme; i'd rather write in prose.

I'm not trying to be slick, or even to be funny.

I simply want to tell a tale 'bout a girl named kim,so here goes.

This girl is a good kid. She like to dance. She's good at it. She has a good taste in music. She likes us (Fortified).
Anyway this isn't about her; but rather her nose. normally it's very cute but recently it's been very red, and runny and drippy with gooey nastiness. It runs all day. None stop. it runs with green nastiness. She'll get better soon though. I hope. The puddle on the ground is getting thick. She'll be back to her normal ray of sunshine self.
I don't like boogers. I'm running out of stuff to write about.
Pluck Low,
Wreck

Poor, Poor Wrecky-pooh! (3/15/02) by: Will"Wreck" Chavez
Hey all ya Fortifans. This is wreck again.
So guess what kids! I'm ill! it sucks.
I don't wanna sound like I am complaining so I wont. Remember the previous article?
The one about Kim's bogies, well this time it's mine. I probably got sick from all the tongue twisting she and i were doing! (just kidding kim) No but really this sucks cuz the talent show is on wednesday (5 days) and I'm not sure if I can offer my incredible growl to the omnipresent noise concoction which is Fortified. Granted my vocals arn't as important as Daniel's didjeridoo, okay maybe a little more important, but still I need to be at maximum capacity. Anyway, pray for me or chant, sacrafice a virgin, or what you fortifans do other than than watch reruns of jackass and listen to us. Until next week...

Pluck it low,
Wreck
P.S.
Don't finger my G-string