THIS PAGE IS COMPLETELY DEVOTED TO THE HATRED OF ALL TOWNIES. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING YOU SEE THEN, YOU MUST BE A TOWNIES, ANY TOWNIES FOUND LOOKING AT THIS WEBPAGE WILL BE PROMPTLY TRACKED DOWN AND KNEE-CAPPED BY THE HEAVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Female Townies - they wear bright coloured townies boobtubes; loads of makeup; get lots of attention from lads because there easy 2 get!

Townie - a person who starts on sumone for no reson; always swears; listen to hip hop/rap/garage/dance; plays sports; think there hard!

To be a townie you must first own a pair of skin tight high priced brand of Levi or Lee, OR A pair of Adidas 3 stripe track suit bottoms (popper ones mean you are more of a townie that everyone else) the more stripes the better. (Townies usually sew the stripes onto their trousers so that they have more). You must own either a pair of Nike white leather trainers or a pair of Reebok Classics. You must also have a denim jacket. Own a big FUCK OFF plastic fake gold ear-ring and at least one giant £3.50 shit (plastic gold) ring from Argos. Have several gold chains the more the better. Go around setting fire to rubbish bins (a good townies best hobby). Shout 'ehh ya wanka' at any cool people (most commonly goths or skaters). Smoke really shit brand fags i.e. Richmond Usually have ginger hair or have hair that is gelled so much that when it rains a white film of gel can be found on the pavement. Pretend that you are so much harder than everyone else (until a proper hard person arrives and then tag-along with them If you can do all of the above the only other thing you need to do is GENERALLY BE VERY GAY

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