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| The following stories are infact the diary entries from a wanna-be charve trying to fit in to the charve image by doing or even making up charver type incidents just to tell people and even to tell himself. Why does he do this? Well I don't know and I don't think he realy knows either. He probably just want's attention to make him self look like a proper boy-o. Because of this he is probably quite desterbed just like his story's. And because his story's are so disturbed I thought it would be great to steel his entries and post them up on this site because we all know that this place isn't quite right either, |
| 19.06.02 I Love My Dad The other night I asked my ma for some dosh so I could go and buy some snowt, but she was all like........."youre not getting any money from me because you stole all my benifit stash last week so I've got nowt to give you".......but I knew she was lieing so I gave her a couple of slaps that sent her to the floor. But than she was all like........."get out the house and don't come back"........like it was my fault that she had a black eye or something. But anyway I decided to go to my dad's ken. He wasn't there when I got to the house so I broke in. Later when he came in he was well pissed off but he soon calmed down as he went off to the pub. When he came back he was well pissed again but this time he was drunk pissed aswell as angry pissed at the same time and he ended up giveing me two broosed ribs and a black eye. 'just like old days'. But I didn't mind cos the next day he felt so bad about what he did he gave me a fiva which I went and spent on tac and I got well stoned. |
| 22.07.02 I'm So Funny The other day I wen't shoping........well shoping without money and some well big pockets. Anway I wen't in to this store and I saw these well wicked pair of Rockports which I thought were well sweet. But off course I had nee money so I had this plan to get them. I got the man in the shop to get is a pair of these womens heels that were well hgh up pn a shelf. When he was up their I grabed the well sweet Rckports and did a runner..........the only problem was that their was a security guard at the door who smaked me in the head and gave is a black eye. They than phoned the police who said theyde give me a warning. Offcourse I was haven nen of that and I told him to give is a proper sentance......so he put me in a cell with some big fat hairy bloke for the night. I was well scared cos the guy kept on tryng to feel my ass but the jokes on him cos before I left I had a huge dupm which I didnt flush so hahahahahaha. |
| 24.07.02 My Reverlation Last week I was walking past this church when I saw this kid talking on his mobile which I didn't have so I went up to him, punched him in the face and taxed it off him. Before I ran away I kicked the kid in the balls and as I was about to run this nun came out the church and was all like...."please stop, pleae stop.....thou shalt not steal and you is hurting jesus".....so I was all like "who's this jesus guy cos I have never heard of him and if he want's his go he can come out now and i'll do him right here." But still the nun was all "oh, jesus god" and shit. Than she went on about some shitty comandments and I was all like "youre not comanding me bitch" so I punched her and when she passed out I kicked her in the balls. Ahh that was a good week. |
| 09.08.02 My First Time Today was my birds sixteenth birthday so I got her this wicked present just for her. She was so suprised whe she riped open the booz-buster bag ad found a hole two leter bottle of bella for her self. You should have seen the look on her face, I think it was love.....and I think thats why she didn't speak to me for most of the night. And anyway whats she complaining about her two year old bern didn't even get her anything the fucking ungratefull bitch. Anyway later that night when nearly everyone had gone I said, "so are you gonna shag is or what" cos she said when she was sixteen she would give is a shag and that's the only reason I've been with her. But she was all like...."only if you use protection cos I dive'nt want nee more berns." The only problem was that I had nen protection but she was still all like "unless you got some plastic you're not getting nowt cos I'm nee easy lay" But than I relised is was my lucky day.......so I grabed the booz-buster bag hoyed it over my huge two incher and did her right than for a hole two muinets, yeh a whole two munets........wicked eh.............So that was my first time.........well with a human anyway........... |
| 09.08.02 I Got Stoned Me and me mate bought a fiva deal yesterday and we made a bucket. We got well monged that night. I cant't remember exactly what happend but I know I ended up in my neighbours house, fucking their potted cactus and shitting in thier sink. Boy that stunk as it was realy runny and it stuck to my leg too. And don't even ask about how much my dick hurt from the cactus.......at the time it felt good.The thing was though my mate was playing a cruel joke on me as it wasn't tac we had. He just gave me some pencil shaveings to smoke so now I feel like a right fool as everyone been saying I got stoned of some pencil shaveings. But ill show them one of these days, just you weight. |
