(idea) by TheDeadGuy (1.1 d) (print) ? Mon May 10 2004 at 3:12:19 The unstoppable force has never been challenged. It has no purpose, no reason for existence until it encounters the immovable object. The same is true of the immovable object. It has never been challenged or had a reason for existence until it encounters the unstoppable force. Both the unstoppable force and the immovable object have a desire to be true to their nature. They do not know challenge, so they will by nature seek to fulfill their empty purposes. Yet, they will remain in balance, because otherwise neither will be able to fulfill their purpose. To be unstoppable. To be immovable. From this initial struggle develops mutual respect and an attraction. They will seek to understand each other, at first under the guise of overcoming the other's power. As that respect grows into understanding and eventually love, the natural desire will be to acquiesce to the other in order to demostrate the level of respect and admiration they have for each other and their purpose. Love, at its highest level, takes on the nature of sacrifice. Of giving everything one is capable of giving. The focus shifts from the lower, animal tendency to focus on one's desires and ambitions to helping the other fulfill theirs. Unless they remain in balance, one would by definition be destroyed by the "surrender" of the other. So, they must acqueisce at the same time. Because they are perfectly matched, the yin to the other's yang, they would not allow the other to destroy itself, which would happen if one acquiesced before the other. In order to give what is needed by the immovable object, the unstoppable force will come to rest. The immovable object would allow itself to be moved. In doing so simulataneously, the natures of the force and the object are changed, reflected by the needs of the other. In allowing themselves to be changed by trusting and respecting each other, the unstoppable force and the immovable object will grow and become more than their original purpose granted. They come to realize that being unstoppable or immovable means nothing. They grow, evolve and become something greater than what they were by learning from and teaching each other. Some people are unstoppable forces. They will keep going, unchecked and defying any and all who might try to stand in their way. Other people are immovable objects, refusing to change, refusing to grow, adapt or evolve. Sometimes they need to challenge each other, to learn respect and love for one another before they can become more than what they were. An unstoppable force has no real purpose outside of maintaining its perceived sense of power. An immovable object had the same problem. If they do not allow the change, then they have only arrogance and ego to carry them. If that is all they have, then they are little more than the lifeless concepts you originally considered them to be. 16 funniest one-liners I was just reading my quotes archive and found some funny one liners. I think those one liners worth a post so here they are. "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy and the tallest guy in the National Basketball Association is Chinese." -Chris Rock "A guy know's he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days." -Tim Allen "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished." -Zsa Zsa Gabor "I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." -Henny Youngman "You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish." -Jerry Seinfeld "A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it." -Bob Hope "I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair." -Thom Sharp "This is a strange country we live in. When it comes to electing a president, we get two choices. But when we have to select a Miss America, we get 50." -Jay Leno "I figure you have the same chance of winning lottery whether you play or not." -Fran Lebowitz "Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend." -Zenna Schaffer "It's not that I'm afraid to die; I just don't want to be there when it happens." -Woddy Allen "I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them." -Bette Midler "I've been on a calender, but I've never been on time." -Marilyn Monroe "If God meant us to be naked, he would have made our skin fit better." -Maureen Murphy "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson "If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?" -Vince Lombardi Guys, thank you for visiting my blog. Apparently, some people think that above one liners are not funny. I think they are funny, clean and witty. That's why I posted them on my blog. And I am sure there aren't any misquote. Anyway, thanks for visiting and leaving comments. :) Maybe Rodney Dangerfield can make funnier one liners. Read on. Rodney Dangerfield 1 Liners I know what day of the week you were born. I was so poor growing up. If I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to play with. A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early." It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. I'm so ugly. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through. I'm so ugly. My mother had morning sickness, AFTER I was born. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them? He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide." My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. I'm so ugly. I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect." 1