BUSINESS MERGERS

Hale Business Systems + Mary Kay Cosmetics + Fuller Brush + W.R. Grace Company = Hale Mary Fuller Grace

Polygram Records+ Warner Brothers + Keebler Crackers = Polly-Warner-Cracker

3M + Goodyear = MMMGood

John Deere + Abitibi Price = Deere Abi

Zippo Manufacturing + Audi Motors + Dofasco + Dakota Mining = Zip Audi Do Da

Honeywell + Imasco + Home Oil = Honey I'm Home

Denison Mines + Alliance and Metal Mining = Mine All Mine

Federal Express + UPS = Fed Up

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics + Honeywell Computers = Fairwell Honeychild

3M + J.C. Penney + Canadian Opera Company = 3 Penney Opera

Knott's Berry Farm + National Organization of Women! = Knott NOW!

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