BUMPER STICKERS AROUND THE WORLD
- Constipated people don't give a crap.
- Practice safe sex, go screw yourself.
- If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.
- Please tell you pants it isn't polite to point.
- If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.
- My kid got your honour roll student pregnant.
- Thank you for pot smoking.
- To all you virgins: Thanks for nothing.
- If at first you don't succeed...blame someone elseand seek counselling.
- Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
- If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
- Horn broken...watch for finger.
- It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.
- If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.
- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
- The Earth is full - Go Home.
- I have the body of a God...Buddha.
- This would really be funny if it weren't happening to me.
- So many pedestrians - so little time.
- Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
- If we quit voting, will they all go away?
- The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name.
- Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
- Illiterate? Write for help.
- Honk if anything falls off.
- Cover me I'm changing lanes.
- He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
- You! Out of the gene pool!
- I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
- Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
- It's been lovely but I have to scream now.
- I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere.
- If you can read this the bitch fell off.(Back of a biker jacket.)
- If sex is a pain in the ass then you're doing it wrong.
- Fight crime: Shoot Back!
- If you can read this, please flip me back over.
- Remember folks; Stoplights timed for 35 MPH are also timed for 70 MPH.
- Guys:No shirt, no service. Gals: No shirt, no charge.
- If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut.
- Necrophilia: that uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.
- Ax me about Ebonics.
- Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel.
- Boldly going nowhere.
- Cat: the other white meat.
- Caution - driver legally blonde.
- Don't be sexist - broads hate that.
- Heart attacks...God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
- Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window.
- How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
- If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
- Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps thekids in touch.
- Saw it...wanted it...had a fit...got it.
- Warning! Driver only carries $20 in ammunition.
- What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy Pitbull.
- PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
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