TOP 10 THINGS A MAN WOULD DO IF HE WOKE UP IN THEMORNING WITH A VAGAINA

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do a split.

7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

6. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.

5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready formore without sleeping first.

4. Go to the Gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.

3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.

1. Finally find that damned G-Spot.





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