Picture a river in Alaska. There's a fly hovering 6 inches over the water and a large Salmon is eyeing the fly. It knows if that the fly comes down 6 inches it can jump up and eat it.

On the bank of the river a bear is watching this. It knows if the fly comes down six inches the salmon will jump up and it can grab the salmon.

A hunter, eating a cheese sandwich, is watching all this and he knows if the fly comes down six inches and the salmon jumps up and the bear leans out over the water to catch the salmon he can get a good shot at the bear.

A mouse watching all this knows that if the fly comes down six inches and the bear catches the fly and the hunter shoots the bear then the hunter will drop the sandwich and he can run out and get it.

A cat hiding in a tree watching all of the this knows that if the fly comes down six inches and the bear catches the fly and the hunter shoots the bear he will drop the sandwich and then get it, and he can pounce on the mouse.

So, the fly comes down six inches and the salmon leaps up and gets the fly and the bear snares the salmon and the hunter shoots the bear and the mouse gets the sandwich and the cat leaps after the mouse but misses and goes into the water.

The moral of the story is: When the fly comes down six inches the pussy gets wet.

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