Here you may find some really good jokes, enjoy them!!!
And if you`ll try later I`m sure you`ll find more jokes!!!
Jokes here are grouped in series of 15 jokes. (don`t know if it`s ok, but enjoy it ... and feedback, if you can :-)

1/01
A man goes to his doctor for his yearly checkup.
The doctor instructs him to submit a urine sample,
stool sample and a sperm sample.

"Gee, I'm kind of a hurry Doc," the man says, "can
I just leave a pair of my underwear?"

1/02
- And you didn`t thought that something bad could happend when he brought you 
into that dark park?
- Of course I thought, but it didn`t even crossed my mind that he will steal 
my purse and run away.

1/03
The new Priest was so nervous at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before the 
second week in the pulpit he asked the bishop how he could relax. The Bishop said, 
"Next week, put some vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips, everything should run 
smoothly." 

The next Sunday, the new priest put the suggestion into practice and was able to talk up
a storm and felt just great. Upon returning to the rectory, however, he found a note from 
the Bishop... 

1.Next time sip, rather than gulp. 
2.There are 10 Commandments, not 12. 
3.There are 12 Disciples, not 10. 
4.David slew Goliath, he didn't kick the shit out of him. 
5.We do not refer to Jesus Christ and his Apostles as "J.C. and the boys." 
6.Next week there is a taffy pulling contest at St. Peters, not a Peter pulling 
contest at St. Taffy. 
7.We do not refer to the cross as "The Big T." 
8.We do not refer to the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost as "Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook." 
9.The recommended way of saying grace is not Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, Yea God!" 
10.And last but not least, it is the "Virgin Mary," not "Mary with the cherry." 

1/04
Young man met beautiful woman in a bar and she brought him to her place. Suddenly 
he saw on her bedside table a picture of a big hairy young man. Wondering who it 
might be, he asked:
- Is it your husband?
- No.
- Than he should be your boyfriend!
- No that`s me before plastic surgery...

1/05
An elderly lady was stopped by a cop while driving. "What's wrong officer?" she asked.
"Lady," he said, "you are driving way too slow."
"But I am doing the speed limit which is 20 miles per hour."
"This is highway 20 and the speed limit is 55 miles per hour."
The elderly lady apologizes and assures she will correct the situation.
 The cop then notices another lady in the back of the car shivering and shaking, 
then remarks, "Say, it looks like your friend is going to have heart attack!" 
The driver responds politely, "I think it's because we just got off highway 105."

1/06
Five years old boy answer the phone:
- Yes...
- Can I talk to your mam or dad?
- They are not home.
- Is there anyone else?
- Yes my sister.
- Can I talk to her...
After some time boy answered:
- She is too heavy, I can`t take her from the pram.

1/07
Mickey's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics
guaranteed to make her look years younger.  After a
lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle"
products, she asked,  "Darling, honestly, what age
would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Mickey replied, "Judging from
your skin, twenty;  your hair, eighteen;  and your figure,
twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Mickey interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet."

1/08
Client in a bank approached the desk, and is looking for something in his pockets.
Cashier: "So will you take or put the money?"
Client: "Of course I will take, I just can`t find my gun."

1/09
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed
cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, Mom?"
"To make myself beautiful," she answered.  She then began 
to remove the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" Johnny started.  "Giving up?"

1/10
In the morning Abraham & Itzik are telling to each other their dreams:

- I was so hungry and wanted a soup, says Itzik. So I puted the meat to boil, 
added everything it needs and only then I realised that I don`t have dill!
So I went to buy dill, but I couldn`t find any in the whole city. I was so 
angry that I tooked the plane to Buenos Aires to buy dill.

- Hey! Look what dream I had! In my dream I just dozed off when I heard the door-bell.
I opened the door and someone jumps on my neck! Guess who it was?... Cindy Crowford!
And she tells me that the whole life she wanted to be mine and... Well you know me,
we did everything, and even a little bit more. In the end she left saying that she could 
die happy now...
I layed on the bed and again - the door-bell. I opened - Julia Roberts smiling at me!
The scene is repeating. Well you know me, I did everything and she left satisfied knowing 
that her dream finally became true.
I layed on the bed and again - the door-bell. Open up - Pamela Anderson jumps in my arms!
And she began her story, but that was it, I yelled: "What am I, the village bull here?!",
and kicked her out!

Indignant Itzik: "Fool! Why you didn`t sent her to me?!"
Abraham: "How could I sent her to you, Itzik, if you were gone to Buenos Aires to buy dill?!"

1/11
A man listening to the radio hears that a car is headed the wrong way
on a highway, forcing people off the road. He realizes his wife is on
that highway and quickly calls her on her cell phone. "Honey, watch 
out because a car is going the wrong way and running people off the road!"
She screams back, "It's not just one car! There are thousands of them!"

1/12
An explorer asking an aboriginal:
- Have you got any cannibals around?
- No! ... Yesterday we ate the last one!

1/13
A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant in 
the Midwest. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a 
gift.   "No, thanks," says the plant manager.  "I tried smoking
a cigar once and I didn't like it."

The sales rep shows his display case and then, hoping to 
clinch a sale, offers to take the manager out for martinis.  "No, 
thanks," the plant manager replies. "I tried alcohol once, but 
didn't like it."

Then the salesman glances out the officer window and sees a 
golf course. "I suppose you play golf,"  says the salesman. "I'd 
like to invite you to be a guest at my club."

"No, thanks," the manager says. "I played golf once, but I didn't 
like it." Just then  a young man enters the office. "Let me 
introduce my son, Bill," says the plant manager.

"Let me guess," the salesman replies. "An only child?" 

1/14
- How is your husband feeling?
- Thank you, very well, but i don`t think that he will get out from the hospital soon.
- Have you talked to the doctor?
- No, but I`ve seen the nurse which is taking care of him.

1/15
- Son, soon you`ll finish the school and me and mam would like you to be a doctor.
- What are you talking about, dad, you know that I cannot kill even a fly.