JOKES!!! JOKES!!!JOKES!!!!JOKES!!! JOKES!!!JOKES!!!!
A waiter walks up to a man at the table, with a steak. The man cries, "Are you crazy?!?! You have your thumb on my meat!!!!" The waiter replies: "What, you wanted it to fall on the floor again???" Well, right about then, the man had had it. He got right the hell up, punched the waiter in the jaw, and kicked him before he even hit the ground. He looked down at the waiter, the rest of the diners too stunned to move. The man said in a low tone; "How 'ya like THAT, Jerky???" And kicked him in the face.
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A man ran into the doctor's office, and said "DOCTOR! I THINK I'M SHRINKING!!!" "Now, now," said the doctor, "you'll just have to settle down and be a little patient." The man cried tears of murderous rage, and smashed a brick in the doctor's face.
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A game warden stops a man while hunting and asked to see his license. He said, "this license was expired last year!" The hunter replied, "I shouldn't need a new one. i'm only shooting deer i missed last year." The warden replied, "NOT GOOD ENOUGH, JERKY!!!!" Soon enough, the hunter had a screw driver in his skull. It hurt, bad.
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Look in the mirror, for there lies the biggest joke of all.
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
KNOCK KNOCK
Hello, you already knocked the damn door. Please just state your business and leave, bizzare man.
Banana.
That's another thing. What the Hell kind of response is "Banana" for someone at my door step??? Are you some kind of tard or something???
ORANGE!!!
Okay, now what the hell is that supposed to mean???
Orange you glad I didn't say "Banana?"
I'd be a lot MORE glad if you'd get the hell outta here before I call the cops.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ITS FUNNY!!!! GET IT?!?! ORANGE ya glad I didn't say BANANA?!?! TEE FREAKIN' HEE!!!
OK, that is freakin' it!!!! It's GO TIME!!!
*I shall administer a kick to the offender's testes*
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