TRIBUTE TO THE UNITED STATES
   This, from a Canadian newspaper, is worth sharing.
  
   America: The Good Neighbor.
   Widespread but only partial news coverage was given
   recently to a remarkable editorial broadcast from
   Toronto by Gordon Sinclair, a Canadian television
   Commentator. What follows is the full text of his
   trenchant remarks as printed in the Congressional
   Record:
  
   "This Canadian thinks it is time to speak up for the
   Americans as the most generous and possibly the
   least appreciated people on all the earth. Germany,
   Japan and, to a lesser extent, Britain and Italy
   were lifted out of the debris of war by the
   Americans who poured in billions of dollars and
   forgave other billions in debts.
  
   None of these countries is today paying even the
   interest on its remaining debts to the United
   States. When France was in danger of collapsing in
   1956, it was the Americans who propped it up, and
   their reward was to be insulted and swindled on the
   streets of Paris. I was there. I saw it.
  
   When earthquakes hit distant cities, it is the
   United States that hurries in to help. This spring,
   59 American communities were flattened by tornadoes.
   Nobody helped. The Marshall Plan and the Truman
   Policy pumped billions of dollars into discouraged
   countries. Now newspapers in those countries are
   writing about the decadent, warmongering Americans.
  
   I'd like to see just one of those countries that is
   gloating over the erosion of the United States
   dollar build its own airplane. Does any other
   country in the world have a plane to equal the
   Boeing Jumbo Jet, the Lockheed Tri-Star, or the
   Douglas DC10?
  
   If so, why don't they fly them? Why do all the
   International lines except Russia fly American
   Planes? Why does no other land on earth even
   consider putting a man or woman on the moon? You
   talk about Japanese technocracy, and you get radios.
   You talk about German technocracy, and you get
   automobiles. You talk about American technocracy,
   and you find men on the moon - not once, but several
   times - and safely home again.
  
   You talk about scandals, and the Americans put
   theirs right in the store window for everybody to
   look at. Even their draft-dodgers are not pursued
   and hounded. They are here on our streets, and most
   of them, unless they are breaking Canadian laws, are
   getting American dollars from ma and pa at home to
   spend here.
  
   When the railways of France, Germany and India were
   breaking down through age, it was the Americans who
   rebuilt them. When the Pennsylvania Railroad and the
   New York Central went broke, nobody loaned them an
   old caboose. Both are still broke.
  
   I can name you 5000 times when the Americans raced
   to the help of other people in trouble. Can you name
   me even one time when someone else raced to the
   Americans in trouble? I don't think there was
   outside help even during the San Francisco
   earthquake.
  
   Our neighbors have faced it alone, and I'm one
   Canadian who is damned tired of hearing them get
   kicked around. They will come out of this thing
   with their flag high. And when they do, they are
   entitled to thumb their nose at the lands that are
   gloating over their present troubles. I hope Canada
   is not one of those."
  
   Stand proud, America! Wear it proudly!!
  
   This is one of the best editorials that I have ever
   read regarding the United States. It is nice that
   one man realizes it. I only wish that the rest of
   the world would realize it. We are always blamed for
   everything, and never even get a thank you for the
   things we do.
  
   I would hope that each of you would send this to as
   many people as you can and emphasize that they
   should send it to as many of their friends until
   this letter is sent to every person on the web. I am
   just a single American that has read this, TRIBUTE TO
   THE UNITED STATES

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